Isabel Stare-A-Thon

 Good Afternoon Starers!

I hope you are having a lovely Tuesday. On this December 13th (7 days left, OMG) I bring to you a British fan of gazing at Isabel yes Declan McManus international jewel thief is an avid starer- I mean Elvis Costello, yes Elvis Costello… he like to stare:

His Stare is True

Have a funtastic stare day! I’m working on a beautiful post!


Isabel Stare-A-thon: Now Supported By The Animal Kingdom

Good Friday to you People of the Interwebs!

Today the Isabel Stare-a-thon got word from the Animal Kingdom (Not Disney’s) that they are well aware of the stare-a-thon and cannot wait to get their periscopes in the mail to stare at Isabel.

Remember staring at Isabel is different than eating the face off of Isabel!

Stare long and hard this weekend there are only 11 days left people!


Isabel Stare-A-Thon: For the Scientist in You

Now I would be the first person to tell you I know not much about science… All I remember from my brief exposure to this field is usually marred by teachers who inspired me to sit in a corner and doodle. (By the way thanks super bad teachers, I get paid money to draw now.)

Anyhoo, besides starting small fires in chemistry class, and the fact that the Galapagos Islands exist I have no real scientific knowledge*.

But you know who does love science? Isabel… yes, the one we stare at. She really does, in fact if science were a real life person she’d marry him.

And that brings us to this sciency Isabel stare-a-thon picture:


So go, tell all your friends about this site, and science. Because both things are super awesome… and KEEP STARING!


*Maybe I know more science than this, but then again… maybe not.

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2011: Statistically speaking

Today on the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2011 aka the best thing you are doing today we look into Isabel with numerical data!

And since Isabel’s life is all about data, let’s get into this. With the assistance of the Stare-a-thon League the following chart was created:

That has been a question we’ve all been wondering for weeks now. The Chicken population has responded well to this years stare-a-thon… And, I’m really glad to see the growth of the sea creature population, nearly tripling in the last year. I think this may have a lot to with the popular use of periscope this year….

But I digress, as interesting as I find the steady rat viewership they at the The Stare-a-thon League are more interested in how people are staring this year and this brings us to chart B:

Now remember to stare everybody! In any which way that makes you the most comfortable!


Isabel Stare-a-thon: Thoroughness

Hello People of the interwebs!

Today is a very special day, not only is it a day I should have not come into work. But, also the 10th day of the stare-a-thon!

I would like to take this time to thank Starers for joining in the most wonderful time of the year! Also to celebrate their thoroughness in staring… like taking time off of work to stare, adding the stare-a-thon app to your personal internetting devices, buying a good sturdy periscope, and lurking about Isabel in the shadows as to not interfere with her schedule.

Also I would like to thank Evan of Sandyville, Ohio a mild mannered taco artist at for being so dedicated to the cause:

His other art must beside curating Mexican foods must be staring


BTW. Tomorrow Starts the Professional Quote of the Day Holiday Edition.

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2011: Now Compatible with Sweden!

Hi Everyone!

Because we are in the thick of the Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2011. You may find yourself far from Isabel, and you may need to get the appropriate equipment.

If you are in Sweden for example, and you reach the terrifying conclusion that you haven’t seen enough live Isabel to fill your quota. You should grab a friendly scientist and with a simple use of triangulation, a graphic calculator, and some conic thingy you can find the perfect angle to see Isabel -9 hours from you! Plus now you have a new science friend that you can share the stare-a-thon with!


Fun fact: Seeing Isabel when you are in Sweden is just like looking into the past, but not!


Isabel Stare-A-thon: The Fun Guide of Staring

Good Evening Stare-a-thon-ers!

Today on this fine Monday I bring to you a combination plate of staring… and doodles!

So sit back relax and enjoy this Viciously Sweet doodle presentation:

Fun way #1 was discovered one sunny morning when Isabel was super groggy and in the mood for breakfast:

Fun way # 2 is the best way to get exponential staring to happen

Fun way#3 is Baloo’s favorite way!

Fun way #4 is a tight fit, but totally worth it

Fun Way #5 is the best if you want to secretly stare!

I hope these doodles inspire you to stare  because you care. Also Isabel are you paranoid about periscopes, yet?

♫Lauren and Doodle Lauren


Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2011: Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing

Today on the Isabel Stare-a-thon we are going to see one of our many of celebrity starers.

Todays celebrity ia non other than Aerosmith frontman and American Idol judge, Steven “fancy lips” Tyler.  Since he’s currently on tour he’s taken his staring to the interwebs.

True story: The band’s 1998 hit “I don’t wanna miss a thing” was actually about Isabel!

Doesn’t that make the song have a whole new meaning.


Isabel Stare-A-thon: The Local Celebrity

The Isabel Stare-A-thon is in full operating mode today. And as Isabel is enjoying her local haunts she’s finding out how many followers the Stare-A-thon really has.

While traipsing about her local zoo like establishment she found out that the “Isabel Stare-a-thon” is a balanced outreach program for the animals and fixtures of the zoo.

While on her way from seeing actual real rhinoceros and lemurs (obviously you can see she is… not at the LA zoo)  Isabel stumbled upon this friend of the marathon:

Remember everyone every glance helps the cause!

Isabel STARE-A-THON 2011