After a long day of worrying about the entire world. The president likes to have a bit of a relax. Now you may ask yourself if you are the leader of the free world… and most jokes on the television are about you, how do you relax?
Yes you have it absolutely right. He has a CCTV feed of Isabel.
Creepy?
Maybe.
Absolutely awesome?
Yes.
Now listen to hail to the chief and sing these lyrics: “Hail to the chief he’s the chief and he likes staring.”
He really likes staring.
♫Lauren
1 out of 1 weird Al’s love the Isabel stare-a-thon.
♫Lauren
Did you know that the Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming of GE takes a little bit of time out of his busy schedule of being fantastic and professional to celebrate this special time of year?
Yes, even Jack Donaghy (the totally real VP of GE) cannot get enough staring at Isabel.
He believes it to be the most important Holiday after GE Microwave Celebrational Day, and NBC’s ever annoying Green Week… He gets so excited about it that he pretty much Jack’s all over his posh fancy man office.
♫Lauren
Today Isabel Stare-a-thon HQ calls on you to take an Isabel and post her in your town!
Make this stare-a-thon, the best stare-a-thon North of the Equator!
♥Isabel Stare-a-thon HQ
Every day Joel McHale stops to stare at Isabel. He tried to make this a feature on the soup, but E objected to anything that doesn’t include Kim Kardashian… so you know how that is.
At least his intentions were good.
♫Lauren
The city of Hollywood is celebrating the Isabel stare-a-thon with images of her all over the city.
Here is a billboard by the Capitol Records Building.
Take a bit of your time to stop and enjoy a good stare today!
♫Lauren
are some great fancy magazines that suggest making your home more comfortable for the holidays.
No, not for Kwanzaa or National Pie day.
But for the Isabel Stare-a-thon.
Better homes than Garfunkels and Undigested Architecture is all over this.
This is a combo of 2 things I adore, the stare-a-thon and turkeys!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
And keep staring!
♫Lauren
It’s been very competitive this year to get a meeting with Isabel Stare-A-Thon HQ.
And we were thrilled to discover the men of Sterling Cooper Draper Price were fans of the Stare-A-thon.
They gave us a few ideas to help us on our way.
PS Don Draper… Huge Isabel Stare-A-thon Fan.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 