It has been said as of late that the newest group of Isabel fanatics are considered to be undead.
Yes, Twilight Fans as you sit there dreaming all day of this pasty guy… he sits there all day staring at the one, and only Isabel.
Her teen wolf following is like off the charts.
♫Lauren
Oh my God it’s Back Again.
(Nice Backstreet Boys reference, right?)
The 3rd annual Isabel Stare-A-thon is going to be bigger and better than ever.
This year we have a Headquarters:
This year we have an advertisement:
This year we want you to print and share this ad all over the community. I want to see it in Hollywood, I want to see it in Madrid, I want to see it on the glorious streets of Sylmar…. I want the world to stare!
So remember this November 20 to December 20th and Canadian Boxing day… DARE TO STARE!
♫Lauren
It has come to that time of the year… when the Isabel Stare-A-thon is over.
Wait! There is no reason to cry 1950’s child!
It’s fine… No not you too guy from Dawson’s Creek:
Seriously no weeping Roy Lichtenstein woman:
Excuse me Homer go get a Mc Ribwich… no crying:
And… GWEN!!!! This is really not a big deal:
Isabel isn’t going away, its just time that the offical stare-a-thon stops. You can still look at her tomorrow… but now it’s on your own time.
♫lauren
This is probably that saddest time of all 2009 the second to the last day of the Isabel Stare-A-thon.
I know at this time of year the days seem to be a little darker and people start taking down their Isabel Stare-a-thon decorations but there is still the 26th….
To break this news to you I give you a beloved movie & television star: Mr. Jason Schwartzman.
♫Lauren
During the hectic award seasons it’s good to know that some celebrities have their priorities in mind.
Carrie Underwood for example has not missed a single moment of the Stare-A-thon… she gets live Isabel feed directly onto her phone.
Way to be a role model Miss Underwood!
♫LAUREN
I don’t care if Monday’s blue… Tuesday’s gray & Wednesday too.
It’s Friday… you should stare at Isabel!
Even if you are at work!!! At work you should have a stare buddy makes sure you have enough Isabel eye intake for the day!
♫lauren!
If you are concerned about smelling like poo poo-poo read the following Isabel Stare-a-thon advertisement:
♫Lauren
Today’s Isabel Stare-a-thon contains a certain dreamy and golden globe nominated Joseph*:
*many of the ladies & the gents agree on his pure dreaminess, especially Christine & Lauren
♫ Lauren
Do you ever worry about what children are being taught in school?
I was asking the neighborhood children what they learned about Isabel this month only to learn the school doesn’t teach the Isabel Stare-a-thon!
How can we have children become global citizens if schools aren’t even teaching about Isabel staring!
Tell all the schools in your community: less math more Isabel.
♫lauren
Viciously Sweet 