There is a special place in the world where you can celebrate Isabel all the time… I present to you on this the 22nd day of the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2009, the Hall of Isabels.

♫lauren
There is a special place in the world where you can celebrate Isabel all the time… I present to you on this the 22nd day of the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2009, the Hall of Isabels.

♫lauren
Today why don’t you sit on the grass, relax and stare at the splendor of Isabel.
get as close as possible:

♫lauren
p.s. Hi David VP of staring at Isabel
Hello pasty America.
The Isabel Stare-a-thon was all the buzz this year at Vamp Con 2009… and really vampires can be dangerous they can bring throngs of emo kids around you.

I just wanted to share a bit of information during this season: if you are Isabel be careful when you are in shadows… teen vampires think the Isabel Stare-a-Thon is totally suckalicious (‘sucky’ to Vampires is good).
♫LAUREN
Besides major political things, Oprah and war etc.’s President Obama has many interests; such as butterflies, making wax statues, and staring at Isabel.
But since he is all the way at the White House it’s very hard for him to stare at Isabel. So he has put $400 billion dollars into a program that will track Isabel’s every move and send him crisp images of her 24/7.

Can you stare? Yes You can!
♫lauren
Sometimes you find Isabel in mysterious places:

keep on staring.
♫lauren
On a winter afternoon what is better than staring at Isabel?
the answer: nothing

♫lauren
There are nearly 24 days until Christmas but only 20 days left of the Stare-A-thon!!!
Get you priorities straight, stare at Isabel today!

♫LAUREN
If Isabel were a mad scientist she may try to make her own army.
An Army of One clone.
And we know who she’d clone: the one and only Clay Aiken. He’d take over the world with cheery music and brute force.

That is all.
♫LAUREN
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Everybody in the garden gets flowers… in the secret garden.
Isabel and Clay are seen here making plans for the most patriotic of celebrations. I hear there will be sparklers and barbeque… I’m so there.

Also Isabel… I’m loving that chaleco!
♫LAUREN
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