Isabel Stare-A-Thon: Twilight

Hello pasty America.

The Isabel Stare-a-thon was all the buzz this year at Vamp Con 2009… and really vampires can be dangerous they can bring throngs of emo kids around you.

I just wanted to share a bit of information during this season: if you are Isabel be careful when you are in shadows… teen vampires think the Isabel Stare-a-Thon is totally suckalicious (‘sucky’ to Vampires is good).

♫LAUREN

Isabel Stare-a-thon: Presidential Stare

Besides major political things, Oprah and war etc.’s President Obama has many interests; such as butterflies, making wax statues, and staring at Isabel.

But since he is all the way at the White House it’s very hard for him to stare at Isabel. So he has put $400 billion dollars into a program that will track Isabel’s every move and send him crisp images of her 24/7.

Can you stare? Yes You can!

♫lauren

The Army of Aiken

If Isabel were a mad scientist she may try to make her own army.

An Army of One clone.

And we know who she’d clone: the one and only Clay Aiken. He’d take over the world with cheery music and brute force.

That is all.

♫LAUREN

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the Secret Garden

Everybody in the garden gets flowers… in the secret garden.

Isabel and Clay are seen here making plans for the most patriotic of celebrations. I hear there will be sparklers and barbeque… I’m so there.

Also Isabel… I’m loving that chaleco!

♫LAUREN

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