the tormented
And he knows how to use them.
I’ve been warning Jimmy about the ballet.
I severly doubt that he will enjoy this as much as he appears to in this picture.
But I think he will like his new title as Jimmy “Lord of the Dance,” or hopefully the ladies will.
♫LAUREN
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I almost feel sorry for Eric and Jimmy, because it is sooo easy to photoshop them.
I’m going to put up a few more photoshopped Eric’s before I start “Eric with the Ladies throughout history”.
Yay! So much to photoshop! And it’s actually not just Isabel!
♫LAUREN
(who found it odd to photoshop herself)
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Jimmy does not want to exist on-line. But you see sometimes you don’t really get a choice. He won’t get a facebook or a myspace.
So, Vicioiusly Sweet is the only media branch that will post news on Jimmy, and all your Jimmy needs.
I have decided to share a little bit about Jimmy with the people, in a format befitting of any teen magazine featuring the Jonas brothers.
ALPHABET… con Jimmy
1. A is for age: 24
2. B is for beer of choice: Jimmy doesn’t like the beer, but he likes San Fernando!
3. C is for career right now: Professional Jimmy, as him about lintels…
4. D is for your dog’s name? Gatorade, the Dachshund
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: toothpaste, for the hygiene… and oxygen because breathing is good
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Golden Girls, the elderly are awesome
7. G is for favorite game: Jimmy likes to reinact the “Price is Right” in his living room with his dog Gatorade… mostly in spanish.
8. H is for Home town: Sylmar, in the house!
9. I is for instruments you play: the Van, and the Whisk, and a mean vintage postcard bongo.
10. J is for favorite juice: something with orange, like orange juice.
11. K is for whose butt you’d like to kick: the creator of the new “10 Things I hate about You”
12. L is for last place you ate: at home, with Gatorade in the moonlight.
13. M is for marriage: Jimmy is not married, but he likes dogs.
MID ALPHABET BREAK!
HERE’S JIMMY AS A CARTOON
GAME ON!
14. N is for your full name: Jimmy James Sabourin
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: 3 or 4… only 2 were medical
16. P is for people you were with today: 3 people
17. Q is for quote: “Hi I’m Jimmy and i like dachshunds”
18. R is for Biggest Regret: not buying enough postcards during the postcard fiasco in the spring of 2008
19. S is for status: being weird
20. T is for time you woke up today: 6 in the a.m.
21. U is for underwear you have on now: lots and lots of underwear
22. V is for vegetable you love: sweet peas
23. W is for worst habit: picking my teeth with non vintage postcards
24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: incuding teeth. 5 or 6.
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: nothing from Natural Harvest
26. Z is for the zodiac sign: Aquarius
And because every blog needs a picture of the Jonas Bros. here you go:
and finally a doggle:
MORE TO COME :)
(On a side note: Isabel is pleased this isn’t about her and clay aiken)
♫LAUREN
I’m in a doodling mood…..
So I give to you doodles about Jimmy and his obsession… postcards…
and not any postcards, vintage Californian postcards…
♫LAUREN
I am totally in a slump because it takes too long to phostoshop with one hand in a hulk arm…
enjoy this doodle while i try to figure out how i can photoshop isabel in new ways!!!!
On Viciously Sweet we use Jimmy as a theme.
Today we will go one step further, the psyche of Jimmy.
Jimmy has had many dreams about what he would do with his life.. flamenco dancer, lingerie model, toy train enthusiast, philanthropist, puppeteer.. yes, Jimmy has dreamt it all.
During his adolesence Jimmy wanted to be a swanky traveling agent…
He dreamed of telling people how to get a passport, and telling them about how warm Belize was in the spring time. He became giddy at the though of explaining in detail, tours that would take singles around Rome…
He dreamt of stacking and organizing brochures… sometimes he would order brochures, open them up and smell them. He then would stack them and place them in order of geographical location east to west in his room and pretend he was a travel agent… his dachshund was the best client he ever had…
His dream however ended with the fall of Yugoslavia, he could not stand a world without brochures to his favorite post USSR state.
Jimmy’s dream shall live on… in the internet.
♫LAUREN
On Today’s special edition on this, the week I share my odd feelings with the world… I bring to you
Jimmy
Yes, my very good friend Jimmy who reads things I post on this site… but doesn’t comment because he is afraid that the internet will track him all the way back to the Valley.
I don’t mean that Jimmy is odd in a disturbing unlikeable way, but my fixation with him may be.
Here are some of my photos in my collection of young Jimmy…
Note: To scare Jimmy more I am adding this part to the post
if you would like more information about Jimmy, or need me to post more pictures just ask… I have a collection
– – LAUREN
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