Historically, Lauren’s aren’t into doing things that they don’t like even though they have a hard time saying no.
Much like Cyndi Lauper’s song about the ladies… this Lauren just wants to have fun:
So I’m going to go have fun… and more so, I’m done with not having fun when I want to appease others.
And well this historic Lauren can tell you the rest:
Lauren out.
♫Lauren
I am very much a big klutz, in a compact package.
I have been known to fall a lot…. a lot.
Lately though I feel like I have been extra blessed by the vertigo fairy:
wobble, wobble… *falls on face*
♫Lauren
I was drawing a detail today and this is what happened to it:
What a provocative detail.
I hope my boss doesn’t want this paper back.
♫Lauren
The True Professional is back in town.
He swept in at promptly 8 am to make his professional work week debut this morning in rainy (and rainbow-y SGV)
Today’s Professional Quote of the day is one from the PQOTD Archives that has yet to be released
until
right
now:
A quick and helpful note: some people’s Journey gets stuck on “Don’t Stop Believing”
But there are a lot of other great Journey songs… like “Open Arms”, “Lights”, “Wheel in the Sky…” or my sister’s favorite “Oh, Sherry.”
As for me and Cecelia, we like “Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin”… its more provocative.
♫Lauren
In a series of stories that intersected like mad yesterday. The Dab and I came up with a brilliant new character in my doodle universe…
Yes, a cactus that is far more provocative than any other cacti. Picture it, she has beautiful long luscious eyelashes, succulent red lips (oh the pun), and well for lack of a better term the most provocative cactus-wear you have ever laid your eyes on:
Simply stunning, am I right?
Also, I imagine her living with me in my Pee Wee’s Playhouse kind of world… where ever she shows up she gets everyone’s attention:
Oh Cecelia, you are too provocative for your own good.
Have a nice weekend people.
♫Lauren
Hey Professional Enthusiasts!
Eric is still miles away from his cubicle, and its that time of the day. While looking through the professional quote gallery I have stored on my computer, something strange happened.
In a shocking turn of events todays’ PQOTD got hijacked… by a Professional Substitute, who like the runner-up in the Miss Professional Pageant is glad to fill in for the most quoted Professional in town:
OMG. It’s me. I’m like the “Sweet and Low” to Eric’s sugar. No wonder old ladies like me so much…
Also, this was so the Dab’s idea…
I can’t believe I did this.
♫Lauren
I am super Über grateful for the really great friends I have.
I am sometimes really moody, a little too giggly, and overall too bedazzled and confused about basically everything I do. Most times I am composed, but sometimes I break into tiny dorito like pieces (because I’m made of cool ranch.) And then my friends tell me that everything is going to be all right, and to take it like a Lauren.
I am Lauren F*ing Hollaway after all :)
Thanks again girlies!
♫Lauren
Okay, so I’m pretty sure I need to do something besides study because now my doodles are even nerding me out:
I’m going to go not study right now.
♫Lauren
The dawn always comes even after a meat night:
I’m a survivor!
Tell Beyonce.
…Christine was last seen running down the streets at dawn sobbing for the loss of meat night…
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 