Put some wax on it!

Face with face sauce on it!
It has been so busy at work there is hardly time to make these posts happen.
Today I was kind of pissy. And was a participant of a rude lunch. In which I think I may have been wished bad luck.
So what people may ask is wrong with Lauren? She is usually the female (human) version of Spongebob!
Well some of you may know… but for others, I’m really mad at mustaches. But not the kind sported on jaunty men or the one on Christian Bale’s face… just one specific mustachio on one specifically mustachioed person.

Now that I've finished this I'm pretty sure I'm winning! P.S. Ladies don't accept staches in your life!