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Fine Art w/ Clay

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Many years ago the Police sang the song “Every little thing She does is Magic,” if they were to write that song in modern times they would call it “Every little thing Clay does is Magic”… and it would be so true.

As many people have seen my dear friend Isabel and Clay Aiken share a cosmic connection based on music and mutual admiration.

So much so that Clay is reported to have a room in his Hollywood estate dedicated to the art of Isabel! After many years of dedicating songs to her he has now decided to capture her in tangible art…

I give to you Clay Aiken’s painting “Isabel in May”…

 

♫ LAUREN

Real-Lifetime-Remakes pt. 1

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We will kick off our faux-lifetime movie marathon with a some scandelousness…

Tagline: What will happen to Isabel and Clay… if there is too much love???

Soundtrack featuring: “Crazy in Love” by Beyonce

I think that this maybe one of Lifetime’s biggest hits if they made this version.  I don’t think the 1996 version starring Jenny Garth could hold a candle to the love of Isabel and Clay… it could even win an emmy… for most awesomeness contained to a 2 hour period.

♫ LAUREN

Things that I find odd: Ads

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I have decided to celebrate this week to its fullest potential I will each and everyday make a post about things that are not so right in this world…

Welcome to International Things that I find odd week!

  

 

I have been being driven insane by these ads that seem to cater to all the information that I place into the internet. There are always the diet ads that plague both Isabel and I, we assume Facebook is not pleased with our physique. They usually boast some sort of celebrity or food.

BUT some of the ads that pop up are really quite… special.

Since I falsely boast an engagement with Nancy on Facebook, I get all sorts of wedding related articles such as photographers and places that want use to book our faux nuptials.

Of course the ads share with me such other necessities as “Wedding Restrooms” that need no description after you read the ad.

But thus far my favorite wedding related ads are “disposable wedding cameras”… can they only be used at weddings??? Really??? There is no other event they would sell them for? That seems like event racism to me.

My foremost favorite ad besides immigrating to Canada, has to be disposable flasks, because my hefty, engaged ass that loves Canada and 1980s related cinema is in desperate need to drink, and so much so that I need to have a personalized disposable flask.

 

– – LAUREN