Good Afternoon PQOTD fans!
Eric has basically been on a professional sabbatical since his return from the Houston, Texas which is affectionately called “Space City” by the people.
Because of this there has been a lack of professional quotes… Thank goodness for the countless historians who have a back catalog of professional moments.
With that introduction I bring you a classic Professional Eric quote that I believe had something to do with a personal AutoCAD error:
TECHNOLOGY:1
MAN:0
♫Lauren
Good Afternoon PQOTD’RS!
There has been a lot happening in the professional world in the last few days.
In our office while printing a floor plan, our beloved plotter took a turn for the worse. She is now in a technological induced coma (turned off.)
While brazenly trying to save her, professional Eric realized that she need’s a specialist. The specialist may have not used the most technical terms when describing Crystal’s problem… and that is when the PQOTD happened:
Future advice to all the professional enthusiasts: If you want to talk to Professional Eric, you must get technical with him.
♫Lauren
Today’s PQOTD came in just under the wire. This little nugget of joy was created on a phone conversation like 10 minutes ago…
Sometimes speed is important to the life of a professional, as demonstrated in the quote below:
Basically, upload speed fast-ness is like the Indianapolis 500 to a professional. And professionals have a need for speed.
And not like a Charlie Sheen need for speed, if you know what I mean.
♫lauren
The True Professional is back in town.
He swept in at promptly 8 am to make his professional work week debut this morning in rainy (and rainbow-y SGV)
Today’s Professional Quote of the day is one from the PQOTD Archives that has yet to be released
until
right
now:
A quick and helpful note: some people’s Journey gets stuck on “Don’t Stop Believing”
But there are a lot of other great Journey songs… like “Open Arms”, “Lights”, “Wheel in the Sky…” or my sister’s favorite “Oh, Sherry.”
As for me and Cecelia, we like “Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin”… its more provocative.
♫Lauren
Hey Professional Enthusiasts!
Eric is still miles away from his cubicle, and its that time of the day. While looking through the professional quote gallery I have stored on my computer, something strange happened.
In a shocking turn of events todays’ PQOTD got hijacked… by a Professional Substitute, who like the runner-up in the Miss Professional Pageant is glad to fill in for the most quoted Professional in town:
OMG. It’s me. I’m like the “Sweet and Low” to Eric’s sugar. No wonder old ladies like me so much…
Also, this was so the Dab’s idea…
I can’t believe I did this.
♫Lauren
Today the most treasured professional in the San Gabriel Valley has gone on a professional conference deep in the heart of texas #clap#clap#clap#
Today’s PQOTD was taken from the Professional Quote Archives. It was a very special day when Eric was getting viking boat loads of emails. And I had recieved about 2 that day because I am not as professional as he. Then he dropped this bit of professional knowledge in the office:
At that moment I felt like I was Luke Skywalker being taught by the Yoda in the professional swamps of Dagobah. Wow, that was really nerdy.
Except more cubicles, and flash drives.
♫Lauren
Today’s Professional Quote of the day is as simple and straightforward as it gets:
This includes (but not limited to) the following situations:
-The Printer needing ink
-The appropriate time for a tuxedo
-The email addresses of any clients
-Making personal excel spreadsheets for future budgets
-When the appropriate time to sync your phone
-When someone is exploding a block in autocad
This only counts as one making fun point, right?
♫Lauren
Today’s professional quote of the day has a lot to do with all the action in the office today… laser measuring.
Some may think oh measuring with lasers, cool. But to a professional it means so much more. Now he can measure things he never dreamt he could. (Is there any doubt that he has previously spent nights of slumber dreaming of measuring? Is there also any other doubt that he has dreams of lasers?) Combining lasers and measuring is nearly too exciting for a professional.
Now he wants to make the measuring more accurate than the level on the laser…. on to the PQOTD:
In his professional defense, he has actually been angling for an office tripod for a long time.
♫Lauren
OMG. Professional Enthusiasts, the wait is over.
My vacacion to Washington D.C is past, and now it is time to get PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!
Today’s PQOTD was collected by the Dab whilst I was in the city hanging out with Mimia (my awesome new nickname for our First Lady)
Because I wasn’t here, and cannot assume* what was happening in the office when this was said I present to you this Professional quote, about professional friendships:
True Story: It takes 4-6 weeks after filling out his friendship application and background check for you to find out if you qualify for professional friendship.
♫Lauren
*Assumption is not allowed for PQOTD, as per my professional verbal agreement with said Professional Eric.
Viciously Sweet 