The Most Professional Day of the Year

July 28, 2011August 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today there will be no professional quote. There is another type of professional celebration happening.

29 luscious years ago, the world was given the most professional gift, a little baby that would soon become… PROFESSIONAL ERIC. Since then Eric has created numerous excel spread sheets, vector lines and inspired some very awesome Professional artwork.
Today he is spreading professional joy to the world, with his #1 lady friend:

Today create an Excel Spread Sheet in his honor.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: July 27th

July 27, 2011August 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s PQOTD (what an awful abbreviation) helps share with everyone the pure and enduring relationship Eric and technology share.

Technology Eric will never blame you… not ever, not once.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: July 26th

July 26, 2011July 26, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s Eric quote of the day is something that he says all the time, this truthful statement is like the air he breathes.
True Story, this is actually his first words of the day, everyday. He actually wakes up in the morning, brushes his teeth, gazes up into the mirror says:

That is how he gets pumped to start his professional day
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: July 25

July 25, 2011August 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Monday is back and you know what that means… PROFESSIONAL WORD OF THE DAY IS BACK, and more professional than ever.

This quote needs a bit of a back story. Yonadab and I were discussing how all the big cities lay claim to having the best street dogs. When we mentioned New York’s street hot dogs Eric turned the conversation professional. The way only a professional could:

Hopefully we have time for a New York slice between conferences.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: July 22

July 22, 2011July 22, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today marks the end of the business work week. Whatever could the content of todays quote be about? Casual Fridays? NOPE. Working for the weekend? Um, No… Today Eric wants to remind you to back up your files… and don’t ever think that you can mess with his files… he BACKS IT ALL UP.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: July 21st

July 21, 2011July 22, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Sometimes Eric is worried that I am not quoting him correctly. And for some reason *cough, cough* he always makes his case about his professionalism, and how misquoting him is in direct opposition to that:

♫Lauren
(who promises never to misquote a professional ever again.)

Professional Quote of the Day: July 20

July 20, 2011July 22, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I was having a problem with the content of an email this morning and I explained to the most professional one that I was having problems regarding a PDF. Then he bestowed upon me this glorious advice:

And since he is THE Professional One.. I would listen to his sage professional Advice.

♫LAUREN
(My name now is practically a PDF)

Professional Quote of the Day July 19th

July 19, 2011July 19, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

It was very unprofessional of me to miss a day of quoting Eric. But today you get this quote. Which is actually more like leading into a question, I dunno I heard him say this on the phone last week. I burst into my own private laughter upon hearing it: