Good Afternoon, Professionals and Professional Enthusiasts-a-like!
It’s what you have been waiting for… THE PQOTD!
Just in case you were wondering about Eric’s email flow, he may be making a chart soon:
I’m sure that spreadsheet will be a golden example of professionalism.
But for all of you who are visual learners, this is what I gleaned from this quote:
Things will just keep getting more professional for Eric… until he’s the most professional professional in the WORLD!
♫Lauren
Today’s professional quote shines a little bit of professional light onto the world of contractual obligations.
Just a word of advice from this Lauren to you (please, sing that in the style of Spice Girls “Wannabe.”)
If you want to work with Eric… you’ve got to get professional.
Make sure your contracts are crisp, and thorough, otherwise you may have a grumpy professional on your hands:
And much like the Hulk you don’t want this professional angry
♫Lauren
(Professional Correction: “That should have been made clear in the beginning before we’re in the contract. That’s the professional way” [slams hands on wall, while correcting me, and trying to convince me and Yonadab he wasn’t already mad when this happened.])
Eric’s professionalism has grown in leaps and bounds. This is not surprising as we refer to him as the Most Treasured Professional in the San Gabriel Valley. But, now he’s even filled with professional thoughts on days when he’s taken the day off.
Today’s professional quote of the day illustrates this point:
Only Eric would think of professionalism at the beach!
In my opinion, this was worth the wait of the days when I had no quote to share!!!
♫Lauren
The life of a professional is a tough one.
So many projects to manage, emails to send, engineers and clients to deal with… giggling coworkers. Sometimes they need a bit of a break, as shown in today’s Professional Quote of the Day:
And I would like to point out that Professional Eric, brought Yonadab into this professional convo, not me! (He totally accused this innocent Lauren of this earlier today about this!!!)
♫Lauren
Today we’ve all been taking our share of being professional in the office . And you may think… does this make Eric feel less professional? Or perhaps does he feel professional envy?
OF COURSE NOT!!!!!
Here is the Professional Quote of the Day, by Mr. Professional himself!!!
Rolodex on Amber’s desk… you are so beautiful… to Professional Eric.
♫Lauren
There has been a severe lack of quotes as of late. But don’t worry about it… Eric is not losing his professional touch.
In fact today Professional Eric is sharing a bit of his professional life advice with us:
Maybe the next time you dine out you may want to eat like a professional!
As everyone knows It comes with a drink, professional side of your choice, and two new additions to your contacts!
♫Lauren
You might confuse today’s quote of the day partially with Wall-E and with the Terminator, or maybe even the Matrix.
But don’t be fooled… it is the professional quote of the day.
And we’re quoting it up Eric’s way:
Don’t try to control-alt-delete him. It gives him a tummy ache.
♫Lauren
Today I debated on posting a quote since Eric was not really in the office.
But due to the request of Yonadab the quote will go on. (Nice Celine Dion reference, am-i-right?)
And although this is not exactly office related I hope that this professional pearl of wisdom will help you think about your activities outside of work:
I imagine somewhere in the 909 Professional Eric is rinsing his lawn, like a pro.
♫Lauren
It’s getting room temperature in here. So you better work to your optimal capacity. ♫
That song may not have caught on like Nelly’s “Hot in Hrrrr,” but it does instruct on how to make your work environment conducive to maximum output… and here’s the King of Output himself to drop some knowlwedge on you with today’s PQOTD:
Current Office Temperature: 76 degrees.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 