Webster’s dictionary defines the stare-a-thon:

This was brought to you buy: Learning words with Isabel Stare-a-thon HQ, for a more Isabel literate tomorrow.
♫Lauren
Webster’s dictionary defines the stare-a-thon:

This was brought to you buy: Learning words with Isabel Stare-a-thon HQ, for a more Isabel literate tomorrow.
♫Lauren
The Isabel Stare-a-thon has become the newest sensation for the 2-D.
This doodle Lauren really can barely handle it.

I can’t even explain to you how Mickey Mouse or Baloo feels about it…. Because they are holding on to their f*ing hats.

♫Lauren
Michelle Obama thinks her husband takes too much time out of his day staring at Isabel. In fact we hear she maybe a little jealous.
Isabel, watch your back.

♫Lauren
After a long day of worrying about the entire world. The president likes to have a bit of a relax. Now you may ask yourself if you are the leader of the free world… and most jokes on the television are about you, how do you relax?
Yes you have it absolutely right. He has a CCTV feed of Isabel.
Creepy?
Maybe.
Absolutely awesome?
Yes.
Now listen to hail to the chief and sing these lyrics: “Hail to the chief he’s the chief and he likes staring.”

He really likes staring.
♫Lauren
1 out of 1 weird Al’s love the Isabel stare-a-thon.

♫Lauren
On the 15th day of the stare-a-thon, the angels rejoiced, and stared.

♫Lauren

So I am off to the magical island of Honolulu. I’m really hoping to see those really cute guys from Hawaii 5-0, and to live life like Gidget.
Don’t worry though, the Isabel Stare-a-thon won’t stop because I’m not here.
♫Lauren
Today, wherever you are stop and stare Towards San Diego… it is the city that holds Isabel. But you already know that.

♥Isabel Stare-a-thon HQ
Did you know that the Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming of GE takes a little bit of time out of his busy schedule of being fantastic and professional to celebrate this special time of year?
Yes, even Jack Donaghy (the totally real VP of GE) cannot get enough staring at Isabel.
He believes it to be the most important Holiday after GE Microwave Celebrational Day, and NBC’s ever annoying Green Week… He gets so excited about it that he pretty much Jack’s all over his posh fancy man office.

♫Lauren