Isabel Stare-A-thon: HD On Demand

December 13, 2009December 10, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Now an ad from the makers of the Isabel Watcher:

♫lauren

Isabel Stare-A-thon: the Curriculum

December 12, 2009December 10, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Do you ever worry about what children are being taught in school?

I was asking the neighborhood children what they learned about Isabel this month only to learn the school doesn’t teach the Isabel Stare-a-thon!

How can we have children become global citizens if schools aren’t even teaching about Isabel staring!

Tell all the schools in your community: less math more Isabel.

♫lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon: Hall of Isabel’s

December 11, 2009December 10, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

There is a special place in the world where you can celebrate Isabel all the time… I present to you on this the 22nd day of the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2009, the Hall of Isabels.

♫lauren

Isabel Stare-A-thon: Natural Isabel

December 10, 2009December 9, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Today why don’t you sit on the grass, relax and stare at the splendor of Isabel.

get as close as possible:

♫lauren

p.s. Hi David VP of staring at Isabel

Isabel Stare-A-Thon: Twilight

December 9, 2009December 9, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Hello pasty America.

The Isabel Stare-a-thon was all the buzz this year at Vamp Con 2009… and really vampires can be dangerous they can bring throngs of emo kids around you.

I just wanted to share a bit of information during this season: if you are Isabel be careful when you are in shadows… teen vampires think the Isabel Stare-a-Thon is totally suckalicious (‘sucky’ to Vampires is good).

♫LAUREN

Isabel Stare-A-thon: Laser stare with Eric

December 8, 2009December 3, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

What is more professional than a laser pointer at a presentation?

If you said a laser stare during the Isabel Stare-A-thon you were right!

In this historic event where the people I torture (my friends) meet, you can get such an experience. Here is Eric (of the professional Ladies action) with Isabel (of Clay Aiken Fame) during this joyous time on the year:

Set all lasers to stare!

♫lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon: Presidential Stare

December 7, 2009December 3, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Besides major political things, Oprah and war etc.’s President Obama has many interests; such as butterflies, making wax statues, and staring at Isabel.

But since he is all the way at the White House it’s very hard for him to stare at Isabel. So he has put $400 billion dollars into a program that will track Isabel’s every move and send him crisp images of her 24/7.