The Most Beloved Printer

My boss is super in love with the worst printer. It jams, and never prints color drawings correctly. It seriously will never accept that purple exists, ever… But I digress.

But it is the first printer he ever purchased for professional use. And you know how the men folks feel about technology.

His love for the 11 x 17 near my desk is so beautiful I think it should be crafted into a beautiful heart-wrenching novel.

Move over Twilight and all those stories crafted by Nicholas Sparks…

Viciously Sweet Presents:

Never was there a love truer, than a man and his inkjet printer.