Okay this weekend I saw Popeye at this place called Oinksters in Eagle Rock.(btw delicious food)

I was really perplexed by the obsession of Bluto had for Olive Oyl being as:
1. She was totally into Popeye.

2. She looked like this:

And I was thinking there are so many other cartoon girls out there Bluto… and some of them look like this:

And all she has in her cartoons are a creepy wolf, and Sr. Droopy. I’m sure she’d totally dig you.
I am like #6 greatest matchmaker ever!

♫Lauren