Reaching New Heights

Today I was thinking about how I make a really fun game out of my short stature. My shortness is no surprise to people who know me in person. But I feel like I have to explain that on the site, because I write taller.

Well, since I am 5′ tall I try to make kids feel really excited about growing up by congratulating them when they reach my height. This usually happens between 9-12, sometimes I get worried about certain kids… But it always seems to work out for them…

Now onto my silly brain’s illustrated thoughts:

This is 254% truer than anything ever.

I congratulate everyone for being taller than me, unless you are not… then short people power!