Eric likes space.
Here is Eric enjoying space in his own home.

♫lauren
Eric likes space.
Here is Eric enjoying space in his own home.

♫lauren
this winter…the battle continues

♫lauren
I heard that they are remaking teen wolf…
My sister and I discussed how utterly lame the idea sounds because we witnessed the first rounds of Teen Wolf.
We also discussed how it is reported they are going to make teen wolf sexier. Um he’s a teen firstly. Unless you are going to share with us a college bound wolf…
And I thought why do they need to even fathom a new wolf… when this exists???

Oh teen wolf!

I forgive Mr. Bateman though, because he looks spiffy whilst not being a wolf. As you can see here during the daytime hours:

♫lauren
In today’s Eric and Technology-a-thon, Eric and his technology have taken a new approach to watching television…
8/10 Yonadab’s agree this could really happen:
♫lauren
Eric is changing this year.
He’s sworn off ladies and jumped into a new Eric marathon….
Eric and technology!!!!!!
So get your iphones charged and your LEDs all glossy for this:

Note to Eric: this should be put on your facebook.
♫lauren
I was watching Disney cartoons and thought… how would Jimmy feel if he was in this cartoon?

All I can think about is taco room and fifes. Seriously, who plays a fife?
♫lauren
p.s. I think Jimmy is going to want to kill me for this one. And it may be 76% justified for the cummerbund alone
Hello Internet,
I thought we were friends… but we have come to a quandary.
Friends don’t let friends experience internet stalking, keep the creepies away or I will send Angry Squid to avenge me.
This is an artist rendering of angry squid, who has tentacles of fury:

I hope this helps you understand.
♫Lauren
All the way down in San Diego there is a lab full of people that are big fans of the Super Mario:

One of those lab workers is the truest love of Clay Aiken. But that is a different story… Another one of the lab workers is an avid vest fan.
One moonlight evening he decided to combine both his love of Super Mario and vests. The answer was not a pie chart, or a test he could perform on mutated flies… but this:

♫LAUREN (the chaleco girl)
One of my many awesome goals is to use more feathers in my clothing attire.
I want to look like I fell out of Brandon Flower’s feathery feathery closet.
I want to be little birds stunt double.
I however, would like to not be attacked by my cat.

Every feather helps.
♫Lauren