Hello Internet,
I thought we were friends… but we have come to a quandary.
Friends don’t let friends experience internet stalking, keep the creepies away or I will send Angry Squid to avenge me.
This is an artist rendering of angry squid, who has tentacles of fury:
I hope this helps you understand.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 
that little dude needs to be on a t-shirt too. i am telling you, you have a business here right under your nose! i’ll take 10! ;)
haha. thanks, the angry squid thanks you too!