Because she’s so tan, that she’s the queen of Coppertone….

Christine the “Crispy Christ” of La Verne and he man-mates hit the beach.

TRUE STORY:

This Photo marked the 17TH time Christine woke up not knowing where she was, and as you can tell her desire to stay pale makes her yearn for yonder shade… but her beach buddies would not let her lose he awesome tan-ness.

♫LAUREN