So today I’m drinking Snapple which is as the people know made from the best stuff on earth.

it tells me it’s made of natural flavors, but doesn’t specify those said “natural flavors”:

do they include dirt?

grass?

tree bark?

root?

deer eyelashes?

o-zone?

Clint Eastwood?

Tell me please Snapple! Don’t leave me hanging! Also, the longer i think about it… the more i’m grossed out.

♫LAUREN

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