I haven’t been posting regularly for many reasons. I’m hoping that making a marathon will change that. So on this very fine 3rd week of February I will present to you.
Things that are funny WEEK.
not to be confused with things that are funny weak.
Here are the differences…
Part of Funny Week:
Part of Funny Weak:
That’s an ouch isn’t it? That should be saved for Cruelty Week.
♫lauren
I had this dream last night that I went on vacation to Australia. To my surprise they had no food in Australia, only Granola bars. I asked them where they had food like ‘”Outback Steakhouse” Open at nine’? And he told me those pretty onion flowers and dreams of koalas is how they get Americans to travel all the way to Australia.
Also no one had accents, they were faked too.
I was depressed and dismayed. Also I discovered in my dream that Koalas were in fact cats dress like weird little bears.
Upon this realization I decided to leave and go to New Zealand. And then some rude Australian told me it was fake too; apparently it was created by Peter Jackson for movies.
Dude, my dreams are weird.
♫lauren
This Nancy Sinatra video illustrates my average work day.
Afterall I work in Sugartown, and wear mad gogo boots 24/7.
♫Lauren
I have been super bad at not posting… so here’s my update:
I swear I’ve had a cold for like 3 weeks, and I’ve been moderately hallucinating. On a brighter not I was going through my CDs and remembered when I liked Green Day.
I wished they sounded more like the Foxboro Hot Tubs (which is also them)
I love things that sound like the 1960s.
♫lauren
I wish my dreams were more like this:
♫Lauren
Because we all make mistakes:
♫LAUREN
One of Steven’s most treasured wishes is to have a fancy portrait with a tiger woven into a delicate tapestry. Since I am not a tapestry artisan there is not a lot I can do about that wish unless…
This may not be a tapestry but its on its way there.
Happy birfday Steven!
♫Lauren
Yesterday was Jimmy’s 25th birthday. To celebrate his I have collected a list of things that make Jimmy *magical*
1.He’s super tall
2. He loves postcards
3. He found watermelon nights:
4. He dislikes this:
5. He is totally a fan of Lady Gaga
6. He prefers woodphone to an iphone
7. He’s the co founder of taco room
8. He would never drag me to a store to buy video games
9. He is probably singing the theme song to Step by Step right now
10. As a child he loved, Dana the eldest child on Step by Step:
11. One of his favorite films is “Carrie”
12. He will watch any Halloween movie except “halloween”
13. He will watch any movie with Kirsten Dunst… He even watched “Crazy/Beautiful”
14. He seldom wears shorts
15. He’s easy to photograph… here he is with wood phone!
16. He has the weenie dogs
17. He’s drives an awesome custom van
18. In that said van he will not listen to “Apologize” by One Republic
19. If you google his name you’ll find this picture Jimmy is not in
20. His favorite website is stuff white people like
21. He won’t watch “Mad Men” no matter how many times I ask him
22. He has no aspirations to be a cowboy
23. He totally loves urbanism
24. Because he dislikes umbrellas jutting out of tea houses:
25. He’s a total hipster.
Have a great year Jimmy!
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 