Month: March 2010

10 things that I’ve thought of today w/ Lauren

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1. Is the “Wedding Singer” the best movie ever?

Answer: To me it may just be, I almost failed a film class when I said it was my favorite film. Because the teacher looked at me and said she’d assume I liked Adam Sandler films. Although it was more than a diss on her part, I do like Adam Sandler and took this as a compliment.

Also it may be the best film because of classic moments like this:

and finally,

2. Mr Belvedere. He’s always made me wish I had a curmudgeonly servant with a British accent. And…eww did anyone really like Kevin Owens?

3. Will I photobooth with Christine when we celebrate her and Isabel’s birthday? And does Isabel approve of us celebrating her birthday if she’s in San Diego? And when is a great time to go harrass Isabel in this San Diego?

4. This song. Because it’s not to late for “that”. And boy do I love non-specifics.

5. Why is it so cold and not raining? I was outside today and there was wind like a monsoon was upon me and then…… nothing.

Seriously thanks weather men. I could be wearing much cuter shoes!!!

6. Did my cat do something super heinous and bad today? In other news does anyone want a slightly used cat? He’s beige and has a bowtie for fancy occasions.

7. Why don’t I get glamour naps at work?

8. Is my niece like the cutest thing? I adore her absolute blondeness!

9. Will I ever make another marathon of Eric and the ladies? Will this upset Eric?

Answer: YES and YES!

10.  Why doesn’t Starbucks advertise like this? I mean seriously Jason Sudeikis looks real good, and he’s drinking a Starbucks beverage.

On a sad note this is him as Floyd DeBarber… getting married to some yoga weirdo.

That’s pretty much it.

LAUREN OUT!

Happy Birthday Christine & Isabel!

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I’m a lucky girl because today is the communal birthday of two of the best people ever!!!

Happy Birthday Isabel & Christine!

I forget which one of you is older so I shall post both birthday wishes for both of you at once. With a slight birthday forecast:

Christine’s 25 birthday celebration will begin in Pasadena in the crisp cool morning, in the afternoon there is a 74% chance of it involving soda and dip mix. It will end with a drunken affair with her truest and most Canadian celebrity love….Dave Foley:

Isabel’s 25th birthday will involve sciency things as well as dodging a kitten. She will find herself in the afternoon searching for the perfect suit and scarf combination and will end her evening like this:

Happy Birthday Ladies!!!

♫Lauren

Music in mind

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This weekend I did a lot of things… including go to a supermarket dressed in a manner too nice to be at a supermarket in. I ascertained this thought as the throngs of sweatpanted people flocked past me with looks of disdain.

At least the cashier appreciated my orange sundress, tiled necklace and casual brown heels.

I also think that whilst at the market I may have reminded people of Diane Lane in Must Love Dogs because all I bought was chicken, and a can of dog food.

I didn’t even have the John Cusack that makes buying chicken better:

Maybe someday he’ll carry my dog’s food. Or maybe I’d just settle to watch “Hot Tub Time Machine”.

I also helped someone totally thesis it up on Sunday. And I hope she does really well.

As a bonus to the whole weekend I received a hilarious voicemail from Jimmy that tells me he has a song stuck in his head. A song that is more that worth laughing at…

But then I thought of the song that has been playing in my head since I woke up:

Why are the songs in my head so mildly depressing? And Why is that song in Jimmy’s head at all??

Also It’s Isabel and Christine’s Birthday… time to celebrate!

♫Lauren

I’ve been off

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I just wanted to send a hello to the interwebs.
And share with my friends this late late valentine.

Also I’m currently coloring you as mounted to the wall animals.

♫Lauren

Beautiful Things

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Some people are good at making things.

I found this little guy on deviant art today when I was curious about people’s artistic visage of Billy Idol:

the person who created this has the screen name Metaru… they are good at making things.

♫Lauren

Evening the Playing Field w/ Eric

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Apparently Eric does not like the last post about his direct quote about Jessica Alba.

He will not deny its “directness” or correct “quotiness” of the statement but has asked for it to be removed. I cannot do this, because I like the photo of them and also when I get to italicize words.

So I have decided to even out the ladies with the mens

So I think that this photoshop will even the damage of the last one. And will also break the heart of both Ben Affleck and Sarah Silverman

♫Lauren

A Quote from Eric

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To paraphrase a post lunch discussion with Eric “Jessica Alba has it going on.”

But we have no word on what it is.

This is according to our sources has no correlation to her exquisite acting, or friendliness, or general kindness. As Eric is sure she has none of these qualities.

I think Eric has returned to the ladies:

Watch out!

♫Lauren