Um am I the only one who thinks this song should be about squirrels?
This is how I feel:

♫Lauren
Um am I the only one who thinks this song should be about squirrels?
This is how I feel:

♫Lauren
I have been trying to be more on with my drawing. But… it every building I start ends up in a doodle.
I made a doodle and instead of hiding it in shame, I decided to post it:

♫Lauren
PS don’t forget to stare at Isabel.
It’s been very competitive this year to get a meeting with Isabel Stare-A-Thon HQ.
And we were thrilled to discover the men of Sterling Cooper Draper Price were fans of the Stare-A-thon.
They gave us a few ideas to help us on our way.
PS Don Draper… Huge Isabel Stare-A-thon Fan.

♫Lauren
It has been said as of late that the newest group of Isabel fanatics are considered to be undead.
Yes, Twilight Fans as you sit there dreaming all day of this pasty guy… he sits there all day staring at the one, and only Isabel.

Her teen wolf following is like off the charts.
♫Lauren
Even wild animals want to stare at Isabel.
This is from the Penguins who stare committee.

♫Lauren
Oh my God it’s Back Again.
(Nice Backstreet Boys reference, right?)
The 3rd annual Isabel Stare-A-thon is going to be bigger and better than ever.
This year we have a Headquarters:

This year we have an advertisement:

This year we want you to print and share this ad all over the community. I want to see it in Hollywood, I want to see it in Madrid, I want to see it on the glorious streets of Sylmar…. I want the world to stare!
So remember this November 20 to December 20th and Canadian Boxing day… DARE TO STARE!
♫Lauren

Good Afternoon People of the Internet,
Yes the wait is nearly over… In a mere few hours the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2010 will be upon us.
Are you ready for a whole new month of Stare?
Have you got your binoculars out of storage?
Have you found a good watching space?
Have you set your phasers to stare?
Well I hope you have!!!!!!!!!!
♫Lauren
This is kind of a new Installment of Storytime with Lauren.
Once upon a time there was a girl who wanted food at Disneyland.
Remember when I was up in arms about fried chicken?
Well it’s happened again. After the terrible loss of fried chicken, I have moved my desired Disney food to the pizza realm.
Pizza from its german/pinnochio themed experience:

Because not only does it have pizza but it plays yodeling music, which is awesome to eat pizza to. It makes you want to slap on some lederhosen, and craft a child our of wood.

Well when I got to the old Village Haus. I was surprised as hell to see that it was boarded up and closed.
The sign said “If you want to enjoy pizza go to the Rocket Port.” Being that Rocket port pizza is nasty and by the slice I said “Let’s just go to the by the slice place in California adventure.”
This is how far I had to go to get this:

And when I got there… the Restaurant was torn down. No pizza for anyone. Sometimes Disney stories have awful endings….
♫Lauren

Many people would not agree with me and my love for the tragic prince of vanity, Dorian Gray.
He was created by one of my literary BFF’s Oscar Wilde. Who takes you through the luscious world of appearances in Victorian England.
At the age of 18 Dorian sits for a portrait so beautiful that all sorts of men adore him, and all his awesome hot-ness. So while being a stupid man delighted with his appearance he and Lord Henry kind of sell his soul to the devil… so he can stay young and handsome forever…
I can’t say that many 18 year olds wouldn’t do something so dumb.
So for another 18 years or so he counted up sins like nobody’s business… Including being mean to his Ophelia like girlfriend, and murdering the man who originally painted him. At least he looked damn good while doing it. And like all other straight up gangsters he never misse a party. Wouldn’t he so be friends with Kanye West in modern times?
Well here is my doodle ode to him:

♫Lauren