Do you remember the leprechaun? Remember how weird freaky and scary he is?
I was really grateful that this clip of Garth from Wayne’s World 2 was online because I think of this every St. Patrick’s Day:
Where are you going to go? Ireland? Because I’m the leprechaun.
Side note: The Black Eyed Peas could make the previous statement into a Grammy winning song. No Lie.
Okay so there is not theme post today.. because eh. I’m just not feeling it today.
I wish I were free and about town, doing cool things that cool people do.
Maybe this little pope wizard can help me out:
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
♫Lauren
So far I have lost out on two really great dresses lent!
♫Lauren
Seriously this is the best thing I’ve seen online in a while. The worst thing is that we know at one point we’ve all done this:
Seriously, I know I have. And no lie it was to Aretha Franklin’s “Natural Woman.”
Thanks to the Best Week Ever for showing me this!
♫Lauren
I have a new fancy desire to learn french so I can stop reading subtitles when I watch Frecnh films… also It would make traveling in Europe easier!
So far I can tell you hello, yes, good night
and “Ca ne fait rien!” which means “it doesn’t matter”… Yes, I am even indecisive in French… Also Le Tout Pour Le Tout.
I wish a little bird would teach me:
♫Lauren
Today you should get your
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Just start reciting it, everyone will super enjoy it.
π Lauren
Okay I know that there is some sort of respect and well wishing that must be sent to the people experiencing incredible devastation 5,000 miles from here.
And of course I send them well wishes, prayers, and safety!
But now to my more localized thoughts. Yes I have real thoughts! And here they are!
* I am happy that I did not give up Tina Fey related media for Lent, because Christine and I are going to see her (AND STEVE MARTIN) in LA next month. I could pass out for the joy that some of my dreams are actually ALIVE!
* I have mixed feelings about violence towards the Dab… who would have had to remove the heel of my shoe from his face if I had missed a night with Tina Fey and Steve Martin. And because I feel like I still may hit him, just because.
* I am really excited to see Isabel this weekend because witnessing her in real life is so much better than textually online.
*I can’t believe I made it through this week without cursing at people during work. (They totally deserve it) Not Amber though :) Also you should never make a girl mad who can photoshop with reckless abandon!
I am really sad that I never posted folkerico… which is Eric photoshopped on a woman folklorico dancer… if you couldn’t figure it out, shame on me for being nice.
*Also I would like everyone to know that you can say whatever you like about me, and you don’t have to like me or anything of the sort. But personally, I think I’m pretty rad (and I think you know it too):
Have a nice weekend and be safe and delicious!
LAUREN OUT!
There isn’t a thing that can slow this blog down. No meanies, beanies, weenies (note:not Christine of course!), or anything in betweenies. So I am going to Beyonce snap this into a doodle… *snap*
I think this doodle is appropriate for the following reasons:
1. I like the Science of Sleep which this post is a personal aside to,
3. Because of this post about a man whose girlfriend is not as pretty as a man in drag….
4. I am in a surprisingly good mood today considering I was crying in the bathroom at work yesterday.
5. Because Charlie Sheen is winning in my heart.
And that is all. Love and Lollipops to all of y’all.
♫Lauren
In this time of sacrifice and elightenment (and no meat) I give to you my newest (and closest to my heart) doodle:
Also there are 48 days of lent this year… so, yeah. Good luck with all of that.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 