Okay I know that there is some sort of respect and well wishing that must be sent to the people experiencing incredible devastation 5,000 miles from here.
And of course I send them well wishes, prayers, and safety!
But now to my more localized thoughts. Yes I have real thoughts! And here they are!
* I am happy that I did not give up Tina Fey related media for Lent, because Christine and I are going to see her (AND STEVE MARTIN) in LA next month. I could pass out for the joy that some of my dreams are actually ALIVE!
* I have mixed feelings about violence towards the Dab… who would have had to remove the heel of my shoe from his face if I had missed a night with Tina Fey and Steve Martin. And because I feel like I still may hit him, just because.
* I am really excited to see Isabel this weekend because witnessing her in real life is so much better than textually online.
*I can’t believe I made it through this week without cursing at people during work. (They totally deserve it) Not Amber though :) Also you should never make a girl mad who can photoshop with reckless abandon!
I am really sad that I never posted folkerico… which is Eric photoshopped on a woman folklorico dancer… if you couldn’t figure it out, shame on me for being nice.
*Also I would like everyone to know that you can say whatever you like about me, and you don’t have to like me or anything of the sort. But personally, I think I’m pretty rad (and I think you know it too):
Have a nice weekend and be safe and delicious!
LAUREN OUT!
Viciously Sweet 
I just turned my teenager onto Steve Martin. We watched The Jerk (unedited) and it was as though the light bulb went on for him. We’ve been quoting it for weeks!
http://www.dontmakethatface.com
I recall being raised on Steve Martin myself. I had watched a highly edited version of the Jerk since I was about 8. I know quite candidly I would not be the same person had my parents not given me the gift of Steve Martin’s comedy… in a good way of course!
I remember that I was about 21 before I saw the Jerk unedited! I always thought Navin’s dog was named Stupid! I felt a little bit like Navin Johnson myself when I heard what it really was.
p.s. All I need is this blog, and nothing else…