Once Upon a Meat Night

Sometimes you have ideas and they are just okay.

Sometimes you have ideas that are slap a stranger in the face, great!

Meat Night is the latter. A whole night dedicated to meat, a night that only dawn can stop. Christine and I are this excited about it!

And you know who is the dream MC of this event would be? Jon Hamm.

♫Lauren

Just a little Crazy

So Amber sometimes gets really mad.

This usually coincides with one or more circumstances
1. She’s being harassed by staples (the store, not the paper binding object)
2. She is angry at some professional entity (see Professional Eric)
3. She just lost that monopoly card game

This is the results:

CRAZY. AS . HECTERINES. (WHICH IS A NECTARINE FROM HELL)
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 16th

Good Afternoon, professional enthusiasts!
There are very few things that could make a professional as excited as a teenage-girl-slow-dancing-with-Justin-Bieber, but INPUT is definitely one of those things.
And efficiency is definitely the other.
And when you combine the two, like those rings to summon Captain Planet. You get the most excited Professional in the universe as the following PQOTD will describe:

♫Lauren
P.S. Enjoy that Quote because there won’t be any next week! I’m going on Vacation, and cannot be trusted to be professional during those hours. But there will be doodles. Oh yes, there will be doodles.