Have you seen this Jimmy?
I think he’s in Sylmar.

Try to set out a replica of a George Washington Smith house as a decoy… he’ll take the bait.
♫Lauren
Have you seen this Jimmy?
I think he’s in Sylmar.

Try to set out a replica of a George Washington Smith house as a decoy… he’ll take the bait.
♫Lauren
Okay, so I’m pretty sure I need to do something besides study because now my doodles are even nerding me out:

I’m going to go not study right now.
♫Lauren
The dawn always comes even after a meat night:
I’m a survivor!
Tell Beyonce.
…Christine was last seen running down the streets at dawn sobbing for the loss of meat night…
♫Lauren
Christine is an avid fan of noodles.
But how can you combine noodles with a night devoted to meat.
There shall be no GLUTEN on meat night!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is for Gluten Thursdays!

♫Lauren
Sometimes you have ideas and they are just okay.
Sometimes you have ideas that are slap a stranger in the face, great!
Meat Night is the latter. A whole night dedicated to meat, a night that only dawn can stop. Christine and I are this excited about it!

And you know who is the dream MC of this event would be? Jon Hamm.
♫Lauren
So Amber sometimes gets really mad.
This usually coincides with one or more circumstances
1. She’s being harassed by staples (the store, not the paper binding object)
2. She is angry at some professional entity (see Professional Eric)
3. She just lost that monopoly card game
This is the results:

CRAZY. AS . HECTERINES. (WHICH IS A NECTARINE FROM HELL)
♫Lauren
Good Afternoon, professional enthusiasts!
There are very few things that could make a professional as excited as a teenage-girl-slow-dancing-with-Justin-Bieber, but INPUT is definitely one of those things.
And efficiency is definitely the other.
And when you combine the two, like those rings to summon Captain Planet. You get the most excited Professional in the universe as the following PQOTD will describe:

♫Lauren
P.S. Enjoy that Quote because there won’t be any next week! I’m going on Vacation, and cannot be trusted to be professional during those hours. But there will be doodles. Oh yes, there will be doodles.
Question:
Guess who’s studying arches?
Answer:
Me
Question:
Who is going to see a doodle about arches.
Answer:
People who scroll down
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♫Lauren
True Story, I am the only desk in the office that doesn’t have a window.
So I take my daydreaming very seriously, and sometimes literally:

I dream of clouds and a real sun, that shines… and then I go back to drawing.
♫Lauren