Month: September 2011

Professional Quote of the Day: September 14th

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Did you know that emails for professionals, are like potato chips for ordinary people?
(Take that simile, and shove it SAT prep.)

Yes Sir and Lady Sir, (respectively) much like the tagline that tells you “bet you can’t have just one” emails are so addicting to the professional set that they just can’t help themselves.

Check out today’s Professional Quote of the Day and find out for yourself:

Just ask him how many? I’m going to guess like 6. For all his different channels of professionalism.

♫Lauren

Ferrous Bueller

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I like to combine things that I learn with things that I am fascinated with.

So I bring to you Ferrous Bueller my hybrid of memorizing ferrous metals for my ARE and my love of Chicago in 1!

He’s just an steel boy enjoying the world…

I think I need a study break.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 13th

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We all know how Professional Eric feels about inputs and outputs…

Well Professor Eric is just the same! (Not surprising, as they are the same person… but, like The Superman/Clark Kent kind of thing… being a professor is like his secret identity)

Now run into that phone booth, rip off your glasses and INPUT this PQOTD in your head:

Wouldn’t it be great if that was his superhero catchphrase?

Apparently if he were a superhero he’d call himself Mr P., but the best part is that when someone needed his help he would change out of his stretchy unitard into a business suit… because that is how professionals do it.

♫Lauren

I have been studying like a gangster…

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To try to make an excuse for my recent lack of beautiful and delicious vocabulary words as of late, I’m going to be honest I have been trying to memorize vocabulary words for my Architectural exams…

Also an apology for me forgetting like every word yesterday to Angel and Christine who were kind, as well as “naturally disappointed”

This is quickly devastating my thoughts and transforming me into a creature who can only talk about ferrous metals and the coefficient of thermal expansion.

But I digress, lets get on to a doodle… oh dear heavenly farfisa its gotten to the doodles:

I am architecturally scarred.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the day: September 9th

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On this casual friday on this September day, one of the best things ever was said at lunch…
With that brief and beautiful intro, I bring you the professional Quote of the day:

Which is the only professional way to lunch, otherwise your waiter may not know you are a treasured professional. And that would be heartbreaking to the Treasured Professionals Union (TPU, if you would.)

And just in case your all like… whoa girl, that isn’t funny at all.
There is this barely photoshopped photo of Eric (seriously, I only added one letter):


P.S. Hey there, reflection of Dab!

Happy Friday!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 8th

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We here at Viciously Sweet are usually about the funny haha’s… But right now, you better buckle up your buttercup because this Professional Quote of the Day is… going to be inspirational!

This one is for all those kids who show up on time with a smile on their face to work at the local Hot Dog on a Stick, or that one actually happy person greeting people at Wal-Mart. And especially for all those people who refuse to wear casual clothes on casual friday:

Congratulations on being in the elite field of professionals. I imagine that field is full of ties, and iPhones, and money… like Jay-Z amounts of money.

Here’s an artist interpretation:

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 7th

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Today’s PQOTD or Professional Quote of the day for all you sillies who don’t believe in abbreviations, delves deep inside the psyche of the professional.

The following quote may change your very existence:

Now stop.

Listen to your computer…

Do you hear what it’s telling you?

Yep, I heard it too.

You need a new t-shirt.

Wait, woah… you need a professional t-shirt.

Let me help you…

This is the most professional t-shirt online BTW (which for those who don’t understand abbreviations means “behind the waterfall”):

♫Lauren