Okay Vero,
I must tell you my dream of a sweater vest is mildly more specific than I previously stated.
I want this particular vest:

It will complete my existence.
♫LAUREN
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Okay Vero,
I must tell you my dream of a sweater vest is mildly more specific than I previously stated.
I want this particular vest:

It will complete my existence.
♫LAUREN
CONDRON.US
I was thinking about Advertising more:
here’s a sample ad:

YOU VISIT VICIOUSLY SWEET, AND YOU VISIT VICIOUSLY SWEET…
♫LAUREN
Tuesday IS the day for Keanu.
I have no reason to post this… except for darn it I like him.

Also Isabel your identity will be safe. Keanu will make sure.
♫LAUREN
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I have gone on for 23 years of my life being called eccentric, weird, and comical (at least the things people say to me).
But I’ve never been affirmed into any such group or click.
In the last week 2 people have labeled me…. And I find it fascinating. I mean to a label-less person… I feel like I moderately know how I am percieved by the general public.
I was first called an indie kid.
which is cool, because i do like indie things… they are nice:




and then I was called bohemian… and i was told that i reminded people of fruit… which is also nice.
I like fruit… so long as it is not in a corcnocopia.

I don’t really know what this label means but I have an opinion.

I feel very scared about being easily grouped.
but I would like to know from people who really know me? Am I these things? Is this what my alternative rock, brown hair and bangs, and black plastic glasses have lead to? Am I so easily labeled? Do I remind you of fruit? Is that the reason I want a sweater vest?
Tell me.
♫LAUREN
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There is a man on facebook who has started a petition to his wife to name his child Batman.
Some may think this is cruel… but think of the possibilities. Naming your child Batman could be the best thing you could do for him. He can wear a cape at all time with no explanation needed.
He could be a fire fighter or a ballerina, or any thing he darn well wants to be… we have an idea though:

The possibilities for his sweet awesomness could be endless
Think about it and join.
♫LAUREN
Since Eric is a big fan of the ladies… he went on a quest to find the most ultimate lady of the times…
and after scanning the radio he found her:
Here is Eric with the frequently pantless entertainer… Lady Gaga.

Doesn’t Eric look so happy to be with the lovely lady… but seriously don’t ask her about the disco stick.
♫LAUREN
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Sometimes its so warm that Eric has to get his beach on.
Sometimes he does this in the company of beautiful Oprah’s. But sometimes Oprah’s diva like requests get in the way. Like for example not touching sand:

Eric’s back hurt for 12 consecutive days… and he missed “Lady Fest 2009” because of this. And a note to Oprah sitting on this particular Eric is a little like that scene from Bruno….
♫LAUREN
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Okay so today I visited my couch.
And as all my friends know I do not own a house/nor apartment to place this luscious little number.
Otherwise it would be mine.
I met my future couch in downtown Orange about 3 weeks ago. It’s orange and shiny, and oh so modern. It makes me wish I had a place for it.
If you really like me, consider helping me buy this couch:

it looks great with weird lamps and dragon statuary!

I am so in love with this couch that i could marry it.
♫LAUREN (the couch lover)
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I am trying to convince Jimmy that he should go into making architectural greeting cards.
Can you imagine Mies for Christmeis? Or Frank Lloyd Wright Thank y’s? Well they’d be really popular.
Here’s my first attempt… its a little into the Urban Planning side of design.
A Camillo Sitte Valentine:

it could be a wonderful thing.
♫LAUREN
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