Now there is more to worry about at 3pm when your blood sugar is low… can Emerald Nuts save you from the Sleep Attack????? The Answer is, no.
That is right ladies, if you are not on your guard… Eric may strike with all his lady capturing charm.
Next thing you know you’re at Casa Bonita being serenaded by a mariachi. And the next day being sent harassing messages from Oprah.
This has been a public service announcement from the Ladies who Nap Bureau.
♫LAUREN
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Sometimes Isabel feels out of place in the posh celebrity life of Clay Aiken…
But he’s not the only one who feels out of sorts. When Isabel and Clay do biology related things… he feels much like Ariel in the little mermaid.
He wishes he could be part of her world.
Although his wish may never come true… he’s ever so proud of Isabel and her tubes of pure magic!
We’re not going to discuss why everyone else in the lab is asian.
♫LAUREN
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Sometimes Isabel just can’t deal with the public.
But in this case she’s really thinking about the possibility of “The Happening” starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel… really happening.
Only the biologists could save us.
♫LAUREN
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Hulu.com posted this movie.. I suppose to show people the Johnny Depp has been in more than movies about Pirates.
In this awesome early 1990’s movie Johnny Depp plays an eccentric man who falls in love with Joon a mentally ill girl. This is like his first incredibly fascinating role… not dissing 21 Jump Street, or Nightmare on Elm Street. But Sam (Depp’s Character) is quite hilarious and brilliant, also he has that Charlie Chaplin thaaang going on.
This is also one of my favorite movies (note: I did not get it at Best Buy, it’s probably too old for them to sell)
http://www.hulu.com/watch/77603/benny-and-joon
favorite line “Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.”
Here’s Johnny’s relationship to cheese:
Happy July time
♫LAUREN
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I cannot stand media outlets that report news… because it’s never really news…. ahem TMZ, and every other “entertainment this hour” shows that plague my tv!!!
For Example: Anthony Kiedis going grocery shopping qualifies as not news. Please don’t have this as a headline event. He eats food. And it is not delivered by Dave Navarro every day of the week.
I mean Anthony Kiedis is exceptionally awesome… but I don’t need to know if he buys skim milk, and febreeze. Especially since he doesn’t follow me around the market snickering at my fruitcups and granola bars.
Let the peep’s shop in peace.
That I think is my public service announcement for the week.
♫LAUREN
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Nothing says summer in California like the beach.
And the beach is always covered in the ladies…
so that means that the beach always has an Eric… right????
this is so not professional.
♫LAUREN
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Isabel and Clay are having a delicious vacations in the San Diego area to promote a fabulous stay-cations.
Also this is what Isabel did on Saturday instead of seeing the Year One with yours truly.
Yes I know… and to quote the very adorable Dolly Parton “it’s all wrong, but it’s all right.”
♫LAUREN
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This week is a real bummer.
RIP Billy Mays: beloved television personality
My shirts won’t feel so clean without you here… and to pay tribute to your memory no bleach shall ever be used by me.
♫LAUREN
p.s. I will buy might putty… the next time i really feel i need it.
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Eric said that this weekend he’s going camping with his prayer group.
This can only mean one thing he’s going to Casa Bonita… in Denver, Colorado. To live out his dreams as Cartman… But he’s not going alone:
At least bring me and Dab back some burritos.
♫LAUREN
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Viciously Sweet 