Author: Viciously Sweet

Back to the Ladies

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Oprah’s constant words of hope and change were once soothing to Eric. But sudden surprises of Obama were too much to bare…the chick flicks, hte loofas, and especially when Obama started eating the fries off of Eric’s plate at dinner… a step too far.

He knew he needed space… As Eric ran screaming from the London Eye where Obama and Oprah were sharing a bag roasted almonds. He ran into the arms of the ladies and by ladies we mean… Britain’s hot mess Amy Winehouse.

Oprah was left brokenhearted, with only her magazine and her money to console her.

♫LAUREN

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This Marathon is brought to you By:

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Professional Eric.

And Professional Eric related services.

If you Ever need him and you don’t have a phone near by remember to sing the Professional Eric theme song and he will appear… kinda like ghostbusters BUT way more professional.

Professional Eric 117% supports the Viciously Sweet couples marathon.

♫LAUREN

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Paris is for ♥

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Quite honestly Isabel and Clay are painting the town with their joy.

They are in fact so happy they haven’t left Paris… not because of creepy reasons like in the final destination movies.

So word is while Eric and Oprah see the sights in London… Clay took his “little croissant” Isabel about the French country side. Where they traveled about Versailles, where there is authentic Tex-Mex food.

Here they are admiring the Palace gardens that Clay believes pale in comparison to his literally pale companion.

And later they strolled inside the Palace to see the Hall of mirrors… Where they effectively checked themselves before they wrecked themselves.

When asked about her day in the outskirts of Paris, she had only this to say “It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love for life. You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, you know, holding claws…”

♫LAUREN

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American Eric in London

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Oh to be a part of the Glamorous Jet Set lifestyle… you know the flossy flossy.

Well since becoming Oprah’s main squeeze (of syrup) Eric has found out what it’s like to be Fergie… or Peter Pan…

Insert your own joke about her song “London Bridge”  because Eric’s been singing it since he got there. Oprah has been seen taking Eric all around town taking him to see her favorite large clock Big Ben. As you can see in the picture below they were dangerously close to Westminster Abbey… does this mean wedding bells are in the future??

 Shrugging off wedding rumors Eric had only this to say “Our love is like the second star to the right.”

Umm Eric… keep singing Fergie songs.

♫LAUREN

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American Eric In Paris

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In a shocking twist it turns out that Eric was also in Paris at the same time as Clay and Isabel…

After an short and uneventful affair with Lindsay Lohan… Eric has found new and everlasting love with Oprah Winfrey.

To quote Eric “[Lindsay] is too small boned for me”. Well Eric it seems like you have now struck the mother load of ladies with plenty of bone… and chunkies. And as it turns out they both love syrup.

And when she pointed at him and shouted “You get a trip to Paris,” Eric knew she felt the same way.

To make the battle even more Epic it appears they were looking down at Clay and Isabel eating, literally through a telescope. Which is kind of weird… But C’est la vie.

When asked about Oprah, Eric could only say “Honestly, I am so full of your love right now, I literally could not take another drop.”

♫LAUREN

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So Happy Together

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So how is the Weather?

In the Happiness Forecast of Isabel and Clay I would say it’s pretty awesome. They are so enamored by their own good times they have not a moment to think about Eric and the ladies.

Mr. Aiken and Isabel were spotted having a romantic and heavily fruited meal near the Eiffel Tower. Isabel was reported to have said after her meal, “I love this moment so much I would cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny, little moments.”

Damn that’s happy. Eric I do believe Isabel has brought it… and all “Walking on Sunshine Style.”

♫LAUREN

The Battle Begins

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Eric and the Ladies are countering Isabel and Clay with a frontal attack of ladies!!!!

And much like Gabrielle Union to Kirsten Dunst in an epic and classice teen movie… Eric tells Isabel to “Bring IT”

This battle is getting interesting.

♫LAUREN

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