Real-Lifetime-Remakes pt. 1

We will kick off our faux-lifetime movie marathon with a some scandelousness…

Tagline: What will happen to Isabel and Clay… if there is too much love???

Soundtrack featuring: “Crazy in Love” by Beyonce

I think that this maybe one of Lifetime’s biggest hits if they made this version.  I don’t think the 1996 version starring Jenny Garth could hold a candle to the love of Isabel and Clay… it could even win an emmy… for most awesomeness contained to a 2 hour period.

♫ LAUREN

Lifetime Movies starring…

Much like the Isabel Stare-A-thon, and the Alternate Career Paths posts, there will be another themed type post.

Don’t you ever wish your life were more dramatic… or melodramatic for that matter.  I knew you’d agree… that is why the next posts may find you or Isabel starring in Lifetime Movies… like a dream come true right?

this could be you...
this could be you...

Stand & Deliver

No not that Edward James Olmos movie.

I am so addicted to the new No Doubt song “Stand and Deliver”.

it’s a slightly more rasta version than that of Atom Ants. It’s guaranteed tons of fun…

it also makes me think that No Doubt should sell Pizza… because it would make an awesome Pizza Hut song…

seriously, your money or your life
seriously, your money or your life

 

And they could have like a No Doubt Pizza flavor and stuff… I have no clue what kind of toppings that would include… maybe pineapple :)

Stand & Deliver by No Doubt

 

♫LAUREN

Do you remember the times???

Okay so this one is mostly for Isabel… I was looking through my photos and this one made me laugh.

I still have no clue what Mc Donald’s was thinking, because in about a two decades of kid’s meals I don’t think that a toy has ever sucked so much. The toy is a fat purple man with a mouth in his tummy. To make it worse it made a gross plastic sound when his stomach mouth opened.

here I am trying to become friends with it…

and here it is attacking Isabel…

memories are grand…

♫LAUREN

Presidential Ideas and Birthdays

Wouldn’t it be cool  if American Idol, had a spinoff called “Historic American Idol,” where contestants voted on the coolest and hottest of our American Heroes. I think If that happened I would say this is my pick for the top 5

#5 Jason Schwartzman, cute as a button musician and actor.

#4 Isabel Canto, famous for involvment with Clay Aiken, as well as her many years manning the most luscious monster truck station wagon.

#3 Rita Hayworth, one of my favorite Actresses… she’s awesome in 742 ways.

#2 Thomas Jefferson, damn right… he’s awesome dawg… and he’s coming up later in this post

#1 Abraham Lincoln… because everyone knows they adore big Lincoln!!! He kicks a lot of butt, and he kicks it hard

I’m sorry Isabel you are not as cool as Abraham Lincoln…

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but my question was what should i eat for dinner???
but my question was what should i eat for dinner???

Okay also today is Thomas Jefferson’s Birthday. I must say he’s one of my favorite presidents because he did a lot of things for this country, and there are boatloads of statues of him in Paris… also who doesn’t love nickles???

♥LAUREN

Easter Entertainment

Easter time is full of family programming… most will be watching Charlton Heston, some will watch the Peanuts gang…

But don’t you wish that popular bands got holiday specials, and not like Kenny G, or country stars… but actual cool bands.

This is my dream for Sunday

You know you’d love it too!

♫LAUREN