I got this in my email.
It’s so professional:
I must say I really like those red shoes.
It also makes me feel so terrified that I have worked so long with the Professional One that I may be a professional now too.
Pretty soon all my clothes will look like this:
Bring on the Power Suit.
♫Lauren
Well have you ever loved a woman?
If you are Professional Eric… the answer is yes.
He has loved a woman in the Bryan Adams singing about it to the people kind of way.
And the woman that makes him feel this way is a fan of Sweet Potatoes. Which some believe is her nickname for the professional one…
He and Oprah are so in love that they spend every Saturday afternoon like this:
It’s so true.
♫Lauren
I’m 5’0 and have never given anyone a piggy back ride. This is because people as short as me can not handle lifting the height of others in the air. And when we try to do so it ends in dissapointing results. Apparently no one told this to my brother in shortness Jason Schwartzman…
See this illustration:
♫Lauren
I really loved the T.V. show Pete & Pete. And to celebrate it’s total awesomeness I give you a top 10 list on things both Pete and Pete Wrigley have inspired me to do
1. Get a tattoo like Petunia
2. Befriend Artie… the strongest man, in the world.
3. Learn to appreciate the Yule Log
4. Get an ice cream from Mr. Tastee
5. Meet Iggy Pop
6. Challenge underwear inspector 34 to a rib eating contest.
7. Sing this theme song to Jimmy:
8. Sing “If your happy and you know it” to Bus Driver Stu. Who may mentally snap and kill all the bus passengers!
9. Order a Pizza from a Bunny
10. Fight Daylight Savings!
Thank you Pete and Pete.
♫Lauren
The movie was really fun to watch. I actually only have 3 comments.
1. Really 54% Blood Alcohol Level?
2. Mickey Rourke= Yuck. It actually makes me recall my favorite line from “Date Night”…
3. If you want someone to be shirtless, just combine it with this kind of scene:
That’s pretty much it.
♫Lauren
Does anyone know somebody they just don’t get? I feel like this when I think about certain individuals… It only makes me think about something very similar to Ann Veal from “Arrested Development”…
You know, “her”… in fact everyone knows one. Just a girl that doesn’t stand out for any reason…
I think everyone has experienced this feeling before:
Seriously, “her”?
I am so always about things that look slightly retro/vintage.
When I saw that polka dots were “in” this year I could have thrown a party!
Which could look a lot like this:
I suggest that every one should have at least one polka dot item this year, it makes everything nice.
I am a huge fan of polka dot dresses, because it brings quirky vintage fun to everything!
This polka dot dress is great for everyday… and I think Christine needs this:
This polka dot dress is from Jessica Simpson…. Yeah I know but the dress is cute. And I’m thinking if I run across it… this dress will be super mine:
I also love this polka dot sailor outfit, it’s nautical and dottie:
Here are some other Polka dot outfits that are really cute for the rest of spring and summer. All of which I would wear to work and on the weekends:
But after seeing the dress on the right I’m so all about formal polka dots:
I’m also crazy about bathing suits in polka dots.
When I was looking at a mighty fine magazine that was telling me about the splendor that is polka dots it showed me bathing suits.
I of course like this one but is it for sale. Come on, Ava Gardner some one should sell this swim suit:
So I found some really cute ones from unique vintage in Burbank:
Also I found some super cute polka dot shoes which shout out to Isabel would look great with a lab coat! 
and these ones have polka holes:
And just for good measure I put in this video which shows Meghan Smith in a super cute dress:
Dot it up,
♫Lauren
I’ve really been enjoying looking into celebrities houses:
But of course not modern celebrities… enjoy all the retro appeal.
I could see Christine living in a house like Joan Crawford’s… except no wire hangers. I really like that her seating looks like a beautiful caterpillar, and the lamp in the background with an angel pedestal is so awesome. Christine please make your living room like this one day:
There is something magical and patriotic about Agatha Christie’s reading room. But I would never ever want it in any house, or anywhere for that matter.
Have you ever wanted to see the nastiest holy cavalcade? Well, here’s Sophia Loren’s bedroom:
If I could give this room as a present I’d give it to Jimmy.
To Carry on in the theme of gaudy Here’s Jayne Mansfield’s house:
This is her home office….. please don’t ever make me design this future clients:
And this is her fireplace (which is kinda cute):
And to add my favorites actress in here I give you Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles’ house. As you can see they have a boat in their backyard and well this happens:
That’s it for now.
♫Lauren
I have only this to share with you Christine:
and
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 