Eric At Cowboy Studios

Eric got a package delivered to work today from Cowboy Studios… where Cowboys study…. cow things.
I’m sure he knew this was coming:

Right now Eric is probably wishing that I didn’t post his cowboy yearbook photo online… but is simultaneously excited that this photoshop does not involve ladies….
♫Lauren

You Remind Me of Something w/ Eric

Can I compare thee to a summer’s day?  No, well… Okay, how about some celebrities?

Viciously Sweet brings to you a top 10 list of characters and people that Eric reminds us of. To add to the accuracy of our claims we picked a one word description of each contender and submitted to our voting audience, Eric. And then our voters (Eric) generously took the time to say which of the descriptions were most important to him.

Yonadab and I proudly present these 10 facets of Eric, in High Definition.

10.  Eric is kind of like Jimmy Kimmel. They both have a flair for epicness and both sing songs about Ben Affleck. Also I’m pretty sure neither of them like Matt Damon.

9. Eric is kind of like Tim Taylor from “Home Improvement” if you want a further description of this contact our offices “fixed” or “dead” refrigerator. Or our “unbroken” printer.

8. Eric is like Gabriel Iglesias. He likes to not only make funny haha’s but he also is the #1 fan of fluffyness.

7. Eric is kind of like Neil Patrick Harris. He’s all about musicals, and the ladies. Well NPH is also all about musicals… and well he’s about the ladies on “How I Met Your Mother” which Eric is a total fan of. 

6. Eric really likes musicals. In fact he’s kind of like the entire cast of Beauty and the Beast….

5. Eric is like that comic collector guy from the Simpsons. He’s always and 100% Star Trek, SCI-FI and HD.

4. Eric is a lot like Jack Donaghy. I really thought that this was going to be higher on the list because after all, the man breathes professionalism. He is so PSIC (professional superintendent in command) that everyone wants to CC him on their emails.

3. He’s kind of like that guy from Man Vs. Food. Adam Richman. If he weren’t so excited about technology and professionalism… eating delicious food could be his job.

2. Eric is like Johnny 5 from “Short Circuit”. He’s always about technology and always discussing inputs and outputs. He’s also all about the ladies… remember how Johnny 5 was all about Stefanie’s input??? He’s also so not into dissasemble.

To illustrate I give you this clip:

Are you ready for #1?

1. Eric is exactly like Eric Cartman. Dislike of Hippies, cravings for KFC, feelings about Gingers, and poor people… It’s all right here.

That concludes the list of things Eric is like.

Have a nice rest of your day.

♫Lauren

The Dawn of the Professional

The world is atwitter with the complete professional transformation of Eric.

It seems like yesterday he was setting up enough autocad drawing layers and rules to confuse the heck out interns…

Now he’s a college graduate who can still use technical terms that make everyone more confused than usual. To commemorate this very epic moment in time I bring you a photo of the two most excited people at Eric’s graduation:

 

You knew I was going to do this. Congratulations.

♫Lauren

Have You Ever Loved a Woman?

Well have you ever loved a woman?

If you are Professional Eric… the answer is yes.

He has loved a woman in the Bryan Adams singing about it to the people kind of way.

And the woman that makes him feel this way is a fan of Sweet Potatoes. Which some believe is her nickname for the professional one…

He and Oprah are so in love that they spend every Saturday afternoon like this:

 It’s so true.

♫Lauren