Do you ever wonder about science?
I know Isabel Does:
Side note: If I were a substitute teacher who was sent to a science class I think I would put this on a slide, and say that is everything you need to know about science. Unless you want to be a doctor or something… But this is all I’m teaching you.
♫Lauren
Good Morning Internet.
I’ve been thinking about those beautiful/hilarious things that you hear when people dedicate songs to someone they are crazy for.
The dj always has a silky 1940s smoking actress voice, and makes even the most disturbing love stories seem magical. For Example (please read the following with that sassy narrator voice in mind):
“Salvador, Erin cares so much for you, that she has asked to dedicate ‘Bryan Adam’s Heaven’ to you to celebrate your 4 day anniversary.”
Or
“This is 18 with a bullet, to Smokey out in San Quentin from Sad Eyes in Monterey Park”
Either one shows the awesome dedication that people have for one another.
Today let’s dedicate some songs to Isabel!
I am going to post 5 songs that would make Isabel mildly to incredibly uncomfortable if you dedicated them to her on radio stations. Give them a try, I will even give you the intro to them… remember its Isabel from San Diego.
1. “Yes hello, this is Lauren and I want to dedicate a song that means so much to my friend Isabel… it will always remind her of that time we stayed up and watched ‘Centerstage’ in the middle of the night after being in a bus while trying to fix our friends t-shirt from exposing her boob while our Physics teacher slept.” (This is not too oddly specific)
SOME MANDY MOORE SONG
2. “This song is dedicated to Isabel, And she knows why”
SUPERFREAK
3. “For as long as Isabel’s and my lives have intertwined I can not imagine a better song to describe her. This is for you Isabel”
GETTING JIGGY WITH IT
4. “Just the thought of being dedicated this R.Kelly Song will make Isabel feel like the only girl in the world.”
YOU REMIND ME OF SOMETHING
5. “This song was written about her by her truest, gingeriest love. A love like theirs is forever and magical… like a unicorn walking during sunset on the beach of love”
INVISIBLE (ISABEL)
Have a happy Tuesday Isabel!
♫Lauren
I was browsing on the giggly weird side of the internet inhabited by giggly weirdos like me, and I came upon the best thing ever made for Isabel… LLAMA FONT a font made of playful gregarious llamas.
You know you want to write your own llama message:
♫Lauren
Secretly beneath her lab coat… there is tie dye…
♫Lauren
I’ve been creating streamlined versions of my doodle friends to use against my friends permission. When I got to Isabel I realized it was also vital to make her a rapper, just like real life:
So I present to you rap star Isabel (with the beat of “Ice Ice Baby” from Vanilla Ice)
*forgive my rap words… I don’t know as much about science as Isabel… or Bill Nye the Science guy.
♫Lauren
This drawing is for Isabel, who will never kill another rat:
The rat community thanks you. Keep sciencing with those cells.
♫Lauren
Since this weekend I was trapped at home with 5 very small, super homeless kittens (I will explain in another post.) I decided to clean up and give away some already read books. Including books I’ve had since high school… Like that one from Mr. O’s class that we never ever used, not even once.
On a side note: One of my personal favorites “The Picture of Dorian Gray” will never be given away, but was with those stacks of books.
To get to the point of this post… I was perusing my old reading material when a hilarious list slid out from between its pages. It was a list with who my high school friends would be if it were the 1980’s.
The answers are as follows:
Christine’s tide would be high as Blondie’s front woman Deborah Harry
Isabel would be rocking and rolling as Joan Jett.
Nikki T. would be Chrissy Hynde of the Pretenders fame. Because both of them love black clothes
Lisa was would be lacey glove wearing Madonna…
and Yours truly would be the Technicolor Cyndi Lauper.
All of these things still in a way make sense.
There is something to say about the hilarious truths of High School girls. Boy, do I still love making lists though.
♫Lauren
Good Morning Isabel.
♫Lauren
Cotton candy is a dreamy confection to most of the earths children. A wonderful fair-reminiscent treat that can make summer days a sugary delight.
But a fear of sticky things makes cotton candy a nightmare for Isabel.
How she fears a sticky embrace, spilled and congealed apple juice on the floor, or a table covered in maple syrup delight.
I dedicate this doodle to her:
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 