On today’s edition of the celestial Isabel stare-a-thon it seems that now Isabel has traveled further than the solar system and is now even out of this galaxy
She’s practically interplanet Janet from school house rock:
Happy Friday to tall those crazy starers out there!
On this Edition of the Isabel Stare-a-thon we see that a heavenly apparition has appeared in a really non human occupied area in somewhere in Africa…
Thank goodness Gazelle’s are very technology savvy and always have their smartphones at the ready:
Today is the final day of staring, glaring and gazing at the one and only Isabel.
Since I have not been as up to date this year on my staring logs. I have decided the best way to share how much staring at Isabel means to our office. Cue the romantic music.
The guys in the office are really into the whole event:
It’s been really hard to get work done in the office because people cannot literally look away from the live Isabel feed on the computer. The professional loves that the stare-a-thon can be integrated into his cubicle time:
And then there is Jonathon… our new coworker:
Jonathon preparing to stare
Has not only caught the staring bug:
But he also made this years staring slogan:
Yes, I work with some really weird dudes. And well, they could be doing worse things than staring. So as long as the star-a-thon is on we’re all safe… wait, it’s over.
So I have been a little lax with the stare-a-thon posts. It’s because I got lost in the gaze I was holding Isabel in. I actually realized that I hadn’t even blinked in 12 days.
Apparently I’m not the only one who just can’t stop staring. Not only has Christine and the entire state of Nebraska got all caught up in the stare-a-thon holiday season…
According to the latest posts on TMZ, this old-timey Sherlock Holmes has a stare-a-thon addiction. He can’t even stop an solve a case. He hasn’t solved 1 whole case in the last month… Sherlock Holmes is sadly locked in the staring hold. But he did pose for this brief photo for the stare-a-thon.
So keep staring everyone… But don’t stare so long that you get stuck that way.
I have not been posting regularly. Due to my ability to spread myself so thin, and my ability to ruin almost everything.
But today, today there is 2 posts.
And like a blessing from the god’s of staring, the second post is about Isabel. You know the girl who has a month long event dedicated to staring at her face?
Well, every year I like to find a song to be the anthem of the stare-a-thon. And then in a moment when I was pondering how to squeeze 3 days of work into 1 I found the perfect song for this years stare-a-thon. It is a remix by the Academy Award winning Jamie Foxx:
The song has gone 6 times platinum today in my brain. So the next time you are really busy… and can’t quality time to calm your nerves or gaze undisturbed at Isabel… just remember blame it on the stare-sta-sta-stareathon.
Lovable Australian childhood fruit twins Banana’s in Pyjamas have joined in the stare-a-thon making it an International event!
Also their new interest in the stare-a-thon makes a milestone in the stare-a-thon industry. Never before have we had fruit with eyes stare and Isabel. Let’s keep innovating and remembering that it’s best to stare at Isabel in a group because afterall: