Jimmy

the tormented

The Post That Almost Wasn’t

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Jimmy likes Halloween.

He likes it so much his house is already decorated.

He is has Carrie on DVD waiting for an audience.

He’s stone cold serious, about happy haunts.

And he’s serious about a weird movie from his childhood that involves disco dancing Draculas, and witches that aren’t spooky enough to create the magic of halloween… hopefully they can become their own terrifying selves and won’t have to cancel Halloween.

Called “The Halloween that Almost Wasn’t”

If you have never seen this movie it’s a Jimmy James Suggestion:

here it is:

the disco scene is the best.

♫LAUREN

Learning with Jimmy: Chicken

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Today’s learning with Jimmy introduces you to Chicken, the wonder bird.

Chickens are wonderful for many reasons, count them with Jimmy!

1. They Make Beautiful Art

2. Eggs are full of deliciousness, and sometimes chickens

3. they are not ducks

4. They make great pets

5. They are sometimes made of pipe cleaner:

6. They are more patriotic than turkeys…

7. They have beautiful houses

8. Lauren likes to draw them:

9. They stand up for what we believe in

10. They are delicious in original recipe

Jimmy’s conclusion: thank you chickens!

Learning with Jimmy: Weasel Baths

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Today’s lesson is something important to 76% of people in the United States. And since Jimmy likes favorable percentages he would like to share this nugget of truth.

Don’t bathe with weasels…. it will only bring you pain…

and 42 anti weasel shots from your doctor:

 

You have been warned, especially you Christina Aguilera.

♫LAUREN

Learning with Jimmy: Angela Lansbury

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Today’s learning things with Jimmy brings us Angela Lansbury.

You may know her from Murder She Wrote:

 

Bedknobs, and broomsticks:

 

or Beauty and the Beast:

or you may know her from that time you went barhopping with her and Bea Arthur:

But the final summation is that she’s rad.

Here’s Jimmy’s top 5 reasons to adore her:

1. She was Sybil Vane in the “Picture of Dorian Gray” (1944)

2. She had knee surgery in 2005 (that is weird Jimmy)

3. She’s British.

4. she looks good in this hat:

5. She’s very believable as a pot.

♫LAUREN

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Learning With Jimmy: Sylmar

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Since Last year there were a lot of posts about Eric and Isabel we’ve decided to step up the Adventures of Jimmy…

A new blog topic starts today:

Here’s a map to acclimate yourself with Sylmar:

Things you should know about Sylmar!

-it is a part of the Wickedly awesome San Fernando Valley

– In 1977 an episode of Chips was shot there!

-It was once riddled with olive trees, now it’s riddled with shopping centers!

-It is the native habitat of Jimmy

-It’s name means “Sea Of Trees” which is really odd because it looks more like a suburb

-In 1965 Sylmar celebrated it’s 91’s birthday!

-There are lots of freeways around it! Some go to Disneyland!

-in 1992 it was set as a filming location of “Encino Man”

Jimmy’s final thought:

♫LAUREN

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Architectural Greetings

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I am trying to convince Jimmy that he should go into making architectural greeting cards.

Can you imagine Mies for Christmeis? Or Frank Lloyd Wright Thank y’s? Well they’d be really popular.

Here’s my first attempt… its a little into the Urban Planning side of design.

A Camillo Sitte Valentine:

it could be a wonderful thing.

♫LAUREN

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Photoshop the Tinsel out of you

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It could happen until then see this clearly undocotored photo of Jimmy and the ladies…

You may be asking yourself why Jimmy is dressed in heavenly white, and I will answer… it’s before labor day :0

and he’s SOOOO pure.

♫LAUREN

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Jimmy; the magical Sabourin

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Jimmy!
Jimmy!

Jimmy does not want to exist on-line. But you see sometimes you don’t really get a choice. He won’t get a facebook or a myspace.

So, Vicioiusly Sweet is the only media branch that will post news on Jimmy, and all your Jimmy needs.

I have decided to share a little bit about Jimmy with the people, in a format befitting of any teen magazine featuring the Jonas brothers.

ALPHABET… con Jimmy
1. A is for age: 24
2. B is for beer of choice:  Jimmy doesn’t like the beer, but he likes San Fernando!
3. C is for career right now: Professional Jimmy, as him about lintels…
4. D is for your dog’s name? Gatorade, the Dachshund
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: toothpaste, for the hygiene… and oxygen because breathing is good
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Golden Girls, the elderly are awesome
7. G is for favorite game:  Jimmy likes to reinact the “Price is Right” in his living room with his dog Gatorade… mostly in spanish.
8. H is for Home town: Sylmar, in the house!
9. I is for instruments you play: the Van, and the Whisk, and a mean vintage postcard bongo.
10. J is for favorite juice: something with orange, like orange juice.
11. K is for whose butt you’d like to kick: the creator of the new “10 Things I hate about You”
12. L is for last place you ate:  at home, with Gatorade in the moonlight.
13. M is for marriage: Jimmy is not married, but he likes dogs.

MID ALPHABET BREAK!

HERE’S JIMMY AS A CARTOON

GAME ON!
14. N is for your full name: Jimmy James Sabourin
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: 3 or 4… only 2 were medical
16. P is for people you were with today: 3 people
17. Q is for quote: “Hi I’m Jimmy and i like dachshunds”
18. R is for Biggest Regret: not buying enough postcards during the postcard fiasco in the spring of 2008
19. S is for status: being weird
20. T is for time you woke up today: 6 in the a.m.
21. U is for underwear you have on now: lots and lots of underwear
22. V is for vegetable you love: sweet peas
23. W is for worst habit: picking my teeth with non vintage postcards
24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: incuding teeth. 5 or 6.
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:  nothing from Natural Harvest
26. Z is for the zodiac sign:  Aquarius

And because every blog needs a picture of the Jonas Bros. here you go:

and finally a doggle:

MORE TO COME :)

(On a side note: Isabel is pleased this isn’t about her and clay aiken)

♫LAUREN