Sometimes you have ideas and they are just okay.
Sometimes you have ideas that are slap a stranger in the face, great!
Meat Night is the latter. A whole night dedicated to meat, a night that only dawn can stop. Christine and I are this excited about it!
And you know who is the dream MC of this event would be? Jon Hamm.
♫Lauren
So Amber sometimes gets really mad.
This usually coincides with one or more circumstances
1. She’s being harassed by staples (the store, not the paper binding object)
2. She is angry at some professional entity (see Professional Eric)
3. She just lost that monopoly card game
This is the results:
CRAZY. AS . HECTERINES. (WHICH IS A NECTARINE FROM HELL)
♫Lauren
Question:
Guess who’s studying arches?
Answer:
Me
Question:
Who is going to see a doodle about arches.
Answer:
People who scroll down
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♫Lauren
True Story, I am the only desk in the office that doesn’t have a window.
So I take my daydreaming very seriously, and sometimes literally:
I dream of clouds and a real sun, that shines… and then I go back to drawing.
♫Lauren
I like to combine things that I learn with things that I am fascinated with.
So I bring to you Ferrous Bueller my hybrid of memorizing ferrous metals for my ARE and my love of Chicago in 1!
He’s just an steel boy enjoying the world…
I think I need a study break.
♫Lauren
To try to make an excuse for my recent lack of beautiful and delicious vocabulary words as of late, I’m going to be honest I have been trying to memorize vocabulary words for my Architectural exams…
Also an apology for me forgetting like every word yesterday to Angel and Christine who were kind, as well as “naturally disappointed”
This is quickly devastating my thoughts and transforming me into a creature who can only talk about ferrous metals and the coefficient of thermal expansion.
But I digress, lets get on to a doodle… oh dear heavenly farfisa its gotten to the doodles:
I am architecturally scarred.
♫Lauren
I am a big fan of 30 Rock.
This is not really an astonishing declaration, also something that is not a surprise…
I want a moon vest, to make all of my evenings classy. You know, I’ll wear it under my snuggie… like a classy surprise.
check it check it:
Then (inner librarian) check my reference:
♫Lauren
There are many dangerous creatures online.
From the Encyclopedia of Internet Dangers I give to you:
He lures you on to social networks to… well, bite your face off. When you are all alone online and all up on the stalking of your web buddies, he strikes with vengeance leaving nothing behind besides your keyboard mouse (they give him heartburn.) Then he surfs back online to find his next victim.
Next time you hear a crunch when you are typing it could be the social piranha claiming his next victim.
♫Lauren
I’m feeling hyper accomplished because this week I have received like 20 spam comments. That means the internet robots have been loving my site. I mean what is better than that?
I’m really hoping those robots are Conky from Pee Wee’s Playhouse and Johnny 5 of Short Circuit fame… because they are my favorite robots.
Well I digress, this is a doodle that explains what can happen to a Lauren when she is more concerned with her abstract brain thoughts… like her favorite robots. Enjoy:
And seriously, go Conky!
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 