Let me consult my…

A long unspoken dream of mine has always been to have a brilliant scientist friend.
So I can say, “Let me consult my brilliant scientist friend.”
However, the only question that I am usually asked is “Do you want this as a combo?”
But, the fact that I will have science as a friend… will thrill me.
My science friend is one who can explain why Spiderman and the Hulk can’t be real. (Because radioactivity doesn’t work like that… LAME) Also she has an incredible fear of sticky mats. And children coated in cotton candy…
Well now at last my dream is a reality. Isabel is going to be like the coolest thing in science since… atoms and such*

Congratulations on being like the next Bill Nye, Isabel!!!!

♫Lauren

*I don’t know much about science

Things I did not do

EXAMPLE #1: Actually get to watch “While you were sleeping”.
EXAMPLE #2: Eat fried chicken
WHICH EQUALS…
LAME.
I talked on the phone to Jimmy instead it went a lot like this:

Yes, this wasn't even an exageration... plus we talked about BULBOUS mandolins

♫Lauren

Wizards are practically leprechauns

Okay so there is not theme post today.. because eh. I’m just not feeling it today.
I wish I were free and about town, doing cool things that cool people do.
Maybe this little pope wizard can help me out:

I know it has a lot to do with the fact I have no idea what a wizard hat looks like... I'm not Charlie Sheen here....

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

♫Lauren

Le tweet

I have a new fancy desire to learn french so I can stop reading subtitles when I watch Frecnh films… also It would make traveling in Europe easier!

So far I can tell you hello, yes, good night
and “Ca ne fait rien!” which means “it doesn’t matter”… Yes, I am even indecisive in French… Also Le Tout Pour Le Tout.

I wish a little bird would teach me:

♫Lauren

Happy PI day!

Today you should get your
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078
164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505
8223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038
196…. on!

Just start reciting it, everyone will super enjoy it.

PI PI PI PI!!!

π Lauren

Let’s talk about ‘Ships

There isn’t a thing that can slow this blog down. No meanies, beanies, weenies (note:not Christine of course!), or anything in betweenies. So I am going to Beyonce snap this into a doodle… *snap*

I think this doodle is appropriate for the following reasons:

1. I like the Science of Sleep which this post is a personal aside to,


2. I like general nautical adventures, much like Gob from Arrested development (especially with the hot cops):

It's magic!

3. Because of this post about a man whose girlfriend is not as pretty as a man in drag….
Sadly I know girls who aren't that pretty, inside or out.

4. I am in a surprisingly good mood today considering I was crying in the bathroom at work yesterday.
I looked just like this... except for in an orange bathroom.

5. Because Charlie Sheen is winning in my heart.

And that is all. Love and Lollipops to all of y’all.
♫Lauren