Today is Earth Day. It is the arbitrary day the world decided we should celebrate our planetary abode while simultaneously making it worse!
So put down your styrofoam cups and enjoy this doodle featuring our good friend the earth:
Oh Earth you are so silly.
♫Lauren
I’ve been in a 90s mood for a while, a lot of this is solved by listening to that Pandora 90s station that brings my 90s dreams to a reality. But the dangerous thing is now I’m going around town singing songs like “Lovefool” and “Poison,” poorly.
I wish I were listening to it on a crisp new walkman…
Hey Jimmy… don’t you wish you were listening to Natalie Imbruglia right now?
♫Lauren (the girl who shook Tina Fey’s hand)
Christine and I get to see Tina Fey and Steve Martin today at Club Nokia… I’m so excited I mostly finished this doodle:
Pardon me… I think I’m going to go to the hallway now.
♫Lauren
Some fruits don’t have perfect smiles like the strawberry or the guava. Sorry, American Dental Association:
♫Lauren
I’m just in a doodling mood today…
My head still has “Friday” stuck in it… thanks, Eric.
Enjoy the last sheep drawing you will see before the weekend (unless, you like to look at sheep doodles… like as a thing that you do):
♫Lauren
Did you think I was going to say something else? Shame, Shame. Who could feel the same way about chicken as I do?
In fact tonight, when I’m eating chicken…
I will be singing this:
♫Lauren
Every morning like every other cat owner I get to marvel at the mystical scratches that I received in my sleep.
My dear friend, Elliott the cat is very fond of the “Lauren attack”… this is where he runs up to me throws a gang sign or two and then scratches me as he runs away.
This is like his most favorite game ever, and now it happens when I am awake too.
♫Lauren
So how dumb should I feel that I have worked full-time in this office for almost 3 years and still cannot transfer the phone correctly?
Yeah… I’m not feeling super bright today.
Also the phone situation, completely embarrassing.
On to today’s doodle and then we will talk about why I am glad I am me.
Today I have seen like 3 spiders making settlements in the office. It’s not like we don’t dust (every once in a while.) But seriously why are the spiders around here playing roller coaster tycoon in the office???:
Woomp there’s another one.
Okay and now on to my Liz Lemon moment. I would like to thank that guy from the mall and the lady from Subway who told me I looked like Wonder Woman. You unlike the weirdo who followed me to my car, made me feel like I can be Marcia for once instead of Jan.
I am really tired of girls who only try to get by on their looks… I mean seriously they are going to fade, you should try to be just a little smart. Even if it’s only like 2 subjects. Like for example: Latvian folk music, and Jack Nicholson movies.
More people will be interested in you… I PROMISE.
And looks are like in the eye of the beholder and some junk.. because I know some cute guys with some ugly girlfriends and vice versa.
My friends are kind of wonderful in the fact that they are both smart and beautiful. They have gone to school, received great educations, (know where Libya is), and they don’t throw themselves all over and under men who have no interest in them. Thank you for keeping it classy girls.
Did you know, Christine thinks I’m pretty :)
And I think she’s super delicious, in a totally happening way!
And don’t worry I don’t rely on my looks (just in case you think I have it all happening in a good way)… I rely on my ability to do spot on impersonations of B-List Celebrities.
♫Lauren
I’m being more than a little emo by quoting the Smiths…. but….
Today I realized that getting what I want may be the worst thing.
Like ruining others future plans… and zombies or something.
Doesn’t that suck?
However it could be really great… or like the best thing.
It could mean newer betterer plans, and unicorns… or something.
That could be awesome.
I’m still thinking about it…
If you would like to join me and my sulking, have a listen yourself.
Viciously Sweet 