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My Hunk has Shrunk

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Since we’re already focusing on things that we have lost…

I would like to add Billie Joe Armstrong’s regular man style and humor to the list.

I used to adore Billie Joe Armstrong… but now he wears more make-up than me and CARES ABOUT STUFF… ewww

And why is his voice so high and pitchy in “21 Guns” … I miss the days of Insomniac. I miss “Stuart and the Avenue” and his black jeans.

I miss when they looked like they just showed up for a music video… sans primping.

Now it seems like Billie Joe Armstrong takes longer than me to get ready.

I like when guys wear T-shirts and hoodies… to me this is appealing. I may be wicked off. But someone has to agree with me or there would be not t-shirts and hoodies.

 

 

 

Because it’s totally lame for you to be into style when you want to save the world. You don’t have to dress like you are giving a presentation for me to take you seriously.

Also looking like a bonus Jonas is bad.

So for my own sake I try to remember Billie Joe circa Nimrod… when all he cared about was having the time of his life.

dude.

♫LAUREN

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Where the Boys Are…

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Last Night Jimmy was reading me an article from 2001 (and not the space odyssey)

It was about a subject that interests me and not just because it is about the men’s… it was an article about future leading men. This is interesting because it listed quite a few men I haven’t heard of in years like Jay Hernandez and Kip Pardue. I have been wondering where a generation of actors went… and how we unfortunately ended up with Shia LaBeouf and Zac Efron??? Men/boys that I am so just not into:

Granted there have been tragedies… Heath Ledger and Brad Renfro both had promising careers.

But that whole generation of actors isn’t gone… I know there is more serious actors than Orlando Bloom and Jake Gyllenhaal. Come on Hire these guys so we don’t have to see Shia like every 3 minutes.

Where did Ben Savage go??  How did everyone liked him meeting the world as a boy but not as a man???

 And for that matter where is a Ryder Strong?? Quite candidly every girl my age adored him… and you really cannot deny it. What has he been up to lately??

and my last TV actor… Christopher Ralph! Remember “in a Heartbeat???” or “Animorphs”???  Yeah him… I know Christine remembers him. I also will be honest and say he was totally in my locker in High School. And how is that blond guy from Animorphs still acting… ewww.

Lets switch to movie stars…….

What happened to Chris Klein? I mean he isn’t with visual blight Katie Holmes anymore… can someone give him a job? That doesn’t involve pie???

What about Jesse Bradford?? He totally brought it in “Bring it On” and in “Flags of Our Fathers”… It was so hard to find a showing of his last movie “My Sassy Girl”… and now he has a movie called Table for Three coming out… WHICH LOOKS AWESOME!

What about Ryan Phillippe?? He was a good actor. “Cruel Intentions” “GosfordPark” Yeah I know, Reese got the acting career in the divorce… sure he may be a bit of a slime… but Jude Law gets acting roles too! And that man is a slimey limey.

Where is Andrew Keegan? Was it his complete jerk role in “10 things I hate about you” that killed his acting career… because I think so.

And what ever happened to  Freddy PrinzeJr.??? He was like the one of the only not completely white heartthrobs of the early millennium… He was everywhere making mushy teen films like “Down to you” and “She’s All that”… was it his role as Freddy in “Scooby Doo” that killed it? Because I would rather see Freddy than Adrian Grenier.

And why does no one but the indie kids like Jason Schwartzman? My friends and I have adored him since the early millennium. Phantom Planet’s spicy little drummer. “Rushmore” “Slackers” “Darjeeling Limited” “I ♥ Huckabees” and “Marie Antoinette”… he’s like the coolest man ever..

Why is Gael Garcia Bernal not a bigger star? I suppose he’s just too cool for American kids… but maybe it’s good not to be cool. I think he may be one of the best younger actors… and I would watch him in any language.

So think of these men anytime you want to hire Mr. Le Beef. There are other actors out there.

or do as i do and think of Rufio… who you totally think of  too… don’t deny it

Wait until I create the sequel to this “Where my Girls At” Missing lady teen stars.

♫LAUREN

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The Reluctant Dragon

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Does any one besides me remember the Reluctant Dragon?

About that giggly dragon who didn’t want to fight, but instead wanted to recite poetry. It was one of my favorite cartoons.

He was Blue and beautiful.

He also had a penchant for tea parties… all of which were hosted on his large dragon stomach.

He may have been a factor that changed my life… like Jem and the Holograms and Talespin.

Yep he’s right up there with baloo.

And he’s much more children friendly than those “Truth About Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes” which tell about all the murders and mayhem in history.

Like that of Mary who was quite… contrary. And so much cuter than Queen Elizabeth

♫LAUREN

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I love your pom pom’s

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I’m anticipating my copy of “Bring it On”

It may be this summer’s “Sixteen Candles.” Because I’m going to watch it everytime I want to watch TV and there are no music videos on… which is like 96% of the time.

Does anyone else remember Jesse Bradford??? He’s awesome

♫LAUREN

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Brrr it’s cold in here

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There must be some Torros in the atmosphere.

I finally broke down and purcahsed ‘Bring it On’ online. Because I realize no retail store carries it.

I hae gone to several stores including Best Buy which told me ‘we don’t usually carry movies that old’ and ‘we have a newer version with Hayden Patinerre…’ EWWW… I had to tell several clerks I want the real version with the spirit stick, Big Red… and most importantly real actors… like Kirsten Dunst, and Jesse  Bradford.

And I didn’t want the $34 version with every crappy remake in it. For the love of Cake why is there 4 more of them????!!!!????!!!! And more importantly who watched them????? 

In 2-3 days all my dreams will be alive.

 

Go Rancho Carne Torros… so meaty!

♫LAUREN

American Eric In Paris

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In a shocking twist it turns out that Eric was also in Paris at the same time as Clay and Isabel…

After an short and uneventful affair with Lindsay Lohan… Eric has found new and everlasting love with Oprah Winfrey.

To quote Eric “[Lindsay] is too small boned for me”. Well Eric it seems like you have now struck the mother load of ladies with plenty of bone… and chunkies. And as it turns out they both love syrup.

And when she pointed at him and shouted “You get a trip to Paris,” Eric knew she felt the same way.

To make the battle even more Epic it appears they were looking down at Clay and Isabel eating, literally through a telescope. Which is kind of weird… But C’est la vie.

When asked about Oprah, Eric could only say “Honestly, I am so full of your love right now, I literally could not take another drop.”

♫LAUREN

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The Battle Begins

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Eric and the Ladies are countering Isabel and Clay with a frontal attack of ladies!!!!

And much like Gabrielle Union to Kirsten Dunst in an epic and classice teen movie… Eric tells Isabel to “Bring IT”

This battle is getting interesting.

♫LAUREN

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