Just a little Crazy

So Amber sometimes gets really mad.

This usually coincides with one or more circumstances
1. She’s being harassed by staples (the store, not the paper binding object)
2. She is angry at some professional entity (see Professional Eric)
3. She just lost that monopoly card game

This is the results:

CRAZY. AS . HECTERINES. (WHICH IS A NECTARINE FROM HELL)
♫Lauren

Let’s be silent!

This is one of those moments when you realize as an artist (or constant doodler) that you are entering a new phase of life.
I present this to you from the newest collection of my life “My Office is boring as hell”
Since this is where I totally spend most of my awake hours in life… seriously we need ot liven this up.

This was actually doodled when I thought everyone in the office hated my rostro, but I just found out we’re all really busy and the computer has drained our souls.

♫Lauren

Archeology today

Today I had to measure a building that was once a church. Because everything is going to be demolished I decided to save this little paper bird I found… now she will live on my wall:

I am so thrilled she has a sky to fly in!

Also I stole a picture of an asian guy holding a drum… but that is for another occasion.

♫ Lauren

I’m ready for my vacation

I’m taking 2 days off of work… And I’m going to go do nothing. But closer to the beach… and I don’t care if its cold, I’m still not going to be working.

Also I need a camera crew to make faces at… I’m really sure I’d be great at it…

Yep. That about sums it up.

♫Lauren

Nautical Trinkets

At Unique LA I purchased a not-so-unique, but incredibly fun telescope necklace. I wore it today at work closed… until lunch when Eric asked if I was wearing a rape whistle. Although I am a fan of guarding yourself from stranger danger… I do not actually own a rape whistle… so, now the telescope is open…
and I can spot a pirate at 2 times closer range now… So watch out Jack Sparrow.

P.S. You can shiver your own timbers.
♫Lauren