At Unique LA I purchased a not-so-unique, but incredibly fun telescope necklace. I wore it today at work closed… until lunch when Eric asked if I was wearing a rape whistle. Although I am a fan of guarding yourself from stranger danger… I do not actually own a rape whistle… so, now the telescope is open…
and I can spot a pirate at 2 times closer range now… So watch out Jack Sparrow.
P.S. You can shiver your own timbers.
♫Lauren
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Fabulous picture! It could be a rape telescope… you could see the pervs coming from a mile away.
They seem to find me within a 5 mile radius though…
I have to admit, I have a rape whistle. It has bling! My mom gave it to me. I should wear it like a necklace instead of just having it on my keys where it’s pretty much useless. Does the telescope actually work? that would be awesome
OMG. I love a bedazzled rape whistle! Also your mom is awesome… protecting you all the way from Wildomar!
And yes the telescope does actually work… but I have never been at sea with it!