The Silver Screen

The Flossy Flossy Interiors

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I’ve really been enjoying looking into celebrities houses:

But of course not modern celebrities… enjoy all the retro appeal.

I could see Christine living in a house like Joan Crawford’s… except no wire hangers. I really like that her seating looks like a beautiful caterpillar, and the lamp in the background with an angel pedestal is so awesome. Christine please make your living room like this one day:

There is something magical and patriotic about Agatha Christie’s reading room. But I would never ever want it in any house, or anywhere for that matter.

Have you ever wanted to see the nastiest holy cavalcade?  Well, here’s Sophia Loren’s bedroom:

If I could give this room as a present I’d give it to Jimmy.

To Carry on in the theme of gaudy Here’s Jayne Mansfield’s house:

This is her home office….. please don’t ever make me design this future clients:

And this is her fireplace (which is kinda cute):

And to add my favorites actress in here I give you Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles’ house. As you can see they have a boat in their backyard and well this happens:

That’s it for now.

♫Lauren

Meet Me in Outer Space…

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I was watching the Discovery Channels documentary on the universe. Which I found really interesting, because spacey things are interesting. And I realized that unlike many other children, I’ve never dreamed of being an astronaut.

But, I’ve always liked futuristic things.

Like the house of the future:

This Incubus song:

This Battlestar Galactica:

This futuristic family:

Buckminster Fuller:

Life on Mars:

But I discovered the real reason I’m not currently floating in the cosmos:

Totally Lame.

♫Lauren

Greetings and Salutations from the 90’s

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All “Heathers” related instances aside I wish you would watch this video:

Marvel at Mark McGrath and his alergy to sleeved shirts.

What can you say about a man likes to remain sleeve free. I would like everyone to know I had this picture 2 years i a row on my collaged folder in high school:

That’s like (500) days of Mark McGrath…

On a closely related story:

Doesn’t it look like Mark and Ethan could be related? The answer, yes.

Here is a good place to add this:

♫Lauren

I like the way you swing your briefcase

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Okay so this is mostly about how I am ashamed of myself for watching ABC Family’s “Beauty and the Briefcase.” It sounded alright…. Hillary Duff, cute clothes, Matt Dallas, hilarious office shenanigans…

 

But, it turned out so very very wrong.

I really must say I watched it because of this particular guy:

who was on this particular show:

with this kid from “Glee”:

BUT what I didn’t expect  is that although Matt Dallas was refered to as starring in this Movie.  It really meant he was only in it for 5-8 minutes. And she never gave him a chance… to talk or anything. LAME!

What I found is that the character in this movie were highly improbable and at the same time unlikable.  Hillary Duff is writing an undercover piece for Cosmopolitan Magazine about finding love with a professional man. As all she does is wear colorful clothing, drink with the guys from her office, and lament over a list concocted as a teenage girl to find the dreamiest guy. By the way her answer to dreamy guy is some dude with a foreign accent, who travels on a whim, and is suprising.

This is how I imagine him:

 And on a bonus of a sidenote: All her and her friends talk about are men and sex while wearing hideous avocado masks, drinking wine in a box and eating junk food. Which is apparently exactly how girls act. And although she knows nothing about business, she tries to save the company with her trendy presentation skills. Even more lame.

Oh and she keeps referring to her “dream guy” as a “magic man”… this is all I could think of:

Yeah that is apparently all women do.  I found this movie an exact copy of “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” and “13 going on 30” without any of the depth. And these movies are not exactly deep. Not even her “I dress really cute” clothes could save this movie.

So if you want to watch a cute movie about a girl and fashion magazines, always go for Jenna Rink. Thank you for your time.

♫LAUREN

P.S. Why does ABC Family keep telling me its “a different kind of family”. It sounds like they are pedophiles.

Handsome Update

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I feel like this week has been the “unofficial handsome man week”… As I have another handsome man post going on.

So I was watching “Sixteen Candles” last night… which is not much of a surprise.

And I just needed to make an important update:

Jake Ryan is still handsome.

♫Lauren

80s Teen Hunks

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I’m going to say I’m a big fan of the site BLOGTHINGS.

Today I saw that it offered me the opportunity to discover my 80’s dreamy hunk. After praying really hard that it wasn’t Kirk Cameron, I proceeded. I found my answer pleasantly surprising and still dreamy all these years later.

And I had to post this because Christine and  I just used him as a LEMON answer.

Your 80s Hunk is:  Jason Bateman

Back in the 80s, you would be a typical cute girl next door.
So it’s no surprise your guy is the ideal guy next door.

You go for a guy who’s sensitive, sweet, and sexy without knowing it.
You prefer to be with a guy who focuses his attention on you… not showing off!

Who’s Your 80’s Hunk?

 Please tell me you your 80’s hunk is… and if he is still hunky.

For Example:

♫Lauren

New Ideas

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After chatting with Vero.. I’m convinced she should have her own detective show. I think it could be really successful especially if she had a midget sidekick.

They could solve problems relating to both internet, animations, and the painful truths of the matterhorn.

She could run around town in thigh high stiletto boots (like all lady detectives)! It could be like 15 shades of awesome.

 

You’d watch it.

♫Lauren