Okay nothing snarky or sarcastic here (for a change)
Thank you my dear friends for flooding me with the information about Michael Jackson. Yes Jimmy and Christine I believe you now!!!
I hope people don’t use his passing as an excuse to be really shitty… ahem TMZ!!! Please don’t be more assy than regular
He was a talented musician.
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I think there could be a lot of fun making merchandise for Viciously Sweet.
Imagine going to a meeting and seeing this beauty:
Eric Briefcase is FUN & FUNCTIONAL.
♫LAUREN
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If this website had merchandise it would look a lot like this:
would anyone like one???
♫LAUREN
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Isabel has some studying to do, in fact she has so much learning going on she forgets about the things she promises:
That means she may not show up to that weird Canadian Awards show with you Clay Aiken. However she will make you a batch of kool-aid you can drink out of a test-tube… she has extra test tubes.
She will also play the song “Apologize” on the mandolin for you… after she finishes her mandolin lesson.
Happy Monday!
♫LAUREN
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I have a sad tale to tell.
And I’m going to start with a reference to Christine’s recent graduation. How do you deal with disappointment?
In recent times people have become obsessed with the idea of being healthy, although most people just loaf about downing caffeine like water while watchin’ Oprah. But I must admit, I’m fine with health nuts… I even cavort about town with them. I have no problem if you like go to Trader Joe’s and spend an exorbitant amount of money on oranges… see if I care.
But I do care about certain things, like chicken. Everyone that knows me knows how I feel about chicken… you can keep your cow, pig or squirrel (or whatever meat you like) and just hand me some chicken. I’ll be happy.
I must also admit… I love all types of chicken. Seriously, it’s all good (except beaks and feet, thank you) Especially my beloved fried chicken. A favorite at diners, amusement parks and with the Colonel.
Now as I mentioned the world is becoming healthier. And as an added observation, some extremists like to ruin things for everyone. And they usually start this by accusing companies like McDonalds of killing and endangering children. When there has never been an actual case of Ronald McDonald threatening mothers to buy Crispy-Mc-This-and-that’s or he was going to blow their brains out. It is quite honestly people’s penchant to overindulge and Mc Flurry themselves to death. Yet again, NOT MY PROBLEM.
It is my problem when you those said extremists get to big corporations and they eradicate the problem so they no longer have to hear about it.
Little did I know about Disneyland’s new food menu.
I went to Disneyland and after a few rides I said “mmmm fried chicken sounds good.” So I scooted my way to the French Market, which serves fried chicken and taters as well as clam chowder in a loaf. Or so I thought.
I stared at the menu, and it glared back FRIED CHICKENLESS. The closest thing they had to offer was Citrus Glazed Chicken. Which although delicious sounding was not what I craved.
So I ran to the Riverboat Terrace to see if my nightmare was a reality. When I saw that they had only Turkey breast, and salad on their menu… my heart broke, for Disney had shunned my fried chicken.
Banished it even.
When I asked why? I was told to buy chicken nuggets… NUGGETS!! There shall be no $7.00 circular nuggets for me, thank you.
Now Fried Chicken only exists at the Plaza Inn (the loudest and most child infested restaurant in the Magical Kingdom), for $14.
Rain on my dreams and dash all my hope of golden delicious chicken. It’s not like I bathe in the chicken or force it on toddlers…. I just like it’s Americana like deliciousness.
And finally, shame on the hippies… I would never make anyone take tofu off the menu.
♫LAUREN
Do you ever wonder what the future will bring to you??
A pony? A car? Children? A monster truck?
How about LOVE?
Now as you may know Isabel is currently in school but sometimes she daydreams about her future… and so in honor of Summer Loving which is just around the corner i give you one of Isabel’s daydreams.
While Isabel and Clay Aiken have been a hot internet item since he may his music debut on American Idol, as seen through many photos on this site Isabel has always wanted more.
like marriage…. Even if it can only happen in photoshop:
and then much like many girls Isabel has always wanted children and here she is with her first and most beloved… Manchild Guy Aiken.
So it may never really happen but a girl can dream can’t she. And since we’re BFFF’s I’m so happy that I can help you visualize your future :)
♫LAUREN
In Anticipation of the new Star Trek Movie I had an in office photoshop countdown of some of the famous characters of the franchise starring my co-worker Eric. Here is Eric as Spock:
I ♥ Photoshop
♫LAUREN
The Love Boat is exciting and new!
Currently aboard the most delectable cruise that ever sailed is none other than Captain Clay Aiken and First Mate Isabel!
I heard that they are sailing of the coast of destiny and into the sunset… And for those who are bad with geography here is a map:
don’t rock the boat kiddos!
♫LAUREN
Many people around the globe have been intrigued with the connection between Isabel and Clay Aiken. Many have asked how long has this “connection” been going on?
The answer may shock and amaze you, as we share with you this awesome exclusive content from Isabel’s childhood.
As you can see from the photograph below Isabel and Clay have know eachother for years… they’re admiration has since grown in trifold!
Here is a photo of them as young tender friends celebrating weird basket day…
What a TENDER GOOD TIME!!!
In fact Isabel’s own mother was not aware of the magnitude of dressing Isabel in this fine outfit. She just thought it was a clever catchphrase all the kids were into, she didn’t realize it was the start of an odd fascination that would stick with her first born forever.
Isabel and Clay a love that has lasted a lifetime… what a feel good story
♫LAUREN
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