Isabel Stare-a-thon: Thoroughness

Hello People of the interwebs!

Today is a very special day, not only is it a day I should have not come into work. But, also the 10th day of the stare-a-thon!

I would like to take this time to thank Starers for joining in the most wonderful time of the year! Also to celebrate their thoroughness in staring… like taking time off of work to stare, adding the stare-a-thon app to your personal internetting devices, buying a good sturdy periscope, and lurking about Isabel in the shadows as to not interfere with her schedule.

Also I would like to thank Evan of Sandyville, Ohio a mild mannered taco artist at for being so dedicated to the cause:

His other art must beside curating Mexican foods must be staring

♫Lauren

BTW. Tomorrow Starts the Professional Quote of the Day Holiday Edition.

Anger in the Afternoon.

I am the kind of girl who hates to share her feelings. Really do, true story.

I do share my feelings through doodles. Usually my doodles can help me say the things I really don’t want to say in real. Like votre petite amie a une moustache et elle a la personnalité d’un sac barf.

…But I don’t really say them with words.

I think I need to go away from here… before I go crazy in the face.

Also look at this, it makes me laugh:

Thank you to whoever drew this, I feel like him around the moments of 1:08 to 1:12

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2011: Now Compatible with Sweden!

Hi Everyone!

Because we are in the thick of the Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2011. You may find yourself far from Isabel, and you may need to get the appropriate equipment.

If you are in Sweden for example, and you reach the terrifying conclusion that you haven’t seen enough live Isabel to fill your quota. You should grab a friendly scientist and with a simple use of triangulation, a graphic calculator, and some conic thingy you can find the perfect angle to see Isabel -9 hours from you! Plus now you have a new science friend that you can share the stare-a-thon with!

 

Fun fact: Seeing Isabel when you are in Sweden is just like looking into the past, but not!

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-thon: The Fun Guide of Staring

Good Evening Stare-a-thon-ers!

Today on this fine Monday I bring to you a combination plate of staring… and doodles!

So sit back relax and enjoy this Viciously Sweet doodle presentation:

Fun way #1 was discovered one sunny morning when Isabel was super groggy and in the mood for breakfast:

Fun way # 2 is the best way to get exponential staring to happen

Fun way#3 is Baloo’s favorite way!

Fun way #4 is a tight fit, but totally worth it

Fun Way #5 is the best if you want to secretly stare!

I hope these doodles inspire you to stare  because you care. Also Isabel are you paranoid about periscopes, yet?

♫Lauren and Doodle Lauren

 

It’s Monday and I’m “Naturally Disappointed”

Happy Monday to all of you, after this long and most delicious weekend!

Most people like me are now settling back into their cubicles thinking why can’t I be frolicking around town whilst doing practically nothing yet be making money like some Kardashian. Some of you may be saying, “why isn’t my photoshop working? Doesn’t my computer know how important it is during the Isabel Stare-a-thon?” Seriously and more specifically I wish my photoshop were working.

But not specifically, I can’t be the only one who feels like this:

I am the most naturally disappointed right now.

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon: Saturday Night

I do believe it was once said by Sir Elton John that “Saturday Night was alright for staring… at Isabel.” Or it may have been that guy with the binoculars outside her window… Anyhoo I digress.

On this the first Saturday of the 30 tantalizing days at staring at one of my best pals I bring to you this scientific fact:

Have a wonderful stare-a-thon weekend!
(I promise some new doodles next week!)

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-thon: Fallon Follies

I hope all of you had a blessed Isabel filled thanksgiving. Another celebrity has come forward wanting to share his Isabel stare-a-thon habits with the rest of the Isabel nation.

Yes, late night best friend Jimmy Fallon is an avid Isabel-stare-a-thon enthusiast. He spends all day gazing at the monitors installed in Isabel’s work and apartment. However, when he’s on air he commonly worries about his Isabel fix until now:

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*Mobile Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-thon 2011: A friendly reminder

I this most sacred time of looking upon Isabel. I want to remind you of a few courteous staring approaches:

1. Never stare while eating cotton candy

2. Try not to oggle, this is not a oggle-a-thon

3. Do not stare at Isabel while handling heavy machinery

4. Do stare at Isabel while she is sciencing about, this is her most comfortable habitat

5. Do invest in a periscope, because sometimes she takes to the sea

And 6. is illustrated below:

 

Happy pre-thanksgiving stare!

And remember to stare responsibly!

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2011: Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing

Today on the Isabel Stare-a-thon we are going to see one of our many of celebrity starers.

Todays celebrity ia non other than Aerosmith frontman and American Idol judge, Steven “fancy lips” Tyler.  Since he’s currently on tour he’s taken his staring to the interwebs.

True story: The band’s 1998 hit “I don’t wanna miss a thing” was actually about Isabel!

Doesn’t that make the song have a whole new meaning.

♫Lauren