The Moral of the Story: Laughter

Have you ever met me and think I laugh too much… well here’s a little secret:

This is true for all the following people:
-The people who I had studio with
-That old lady who said I laughed too much
-Geraldine the Monkey Queen (Woodbury)
-Ummm all the Librarians who disliked my laugh
-All the people who sincerely try to watch “Titanic” when I’m around
-People who work at Hot Topic
-And so much more

The moral of the story is laugh more… because you like it. The rest is just a benefit.

♥Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 8th

It’s getting room temperature in here. So you better work to your optimal capacity.
That song may not have caught on like Nelly’s “Hot in Hrrrr,” but it does instruct on how to make your work environment conducive to maximum output… and here’s the King of Output himself to drop some knowlwedge on you with today’s PQOTD:

Current Office Temperature: 76 degrees.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: Aug 5th

It’s Friday! Friday! You better be professional on Friday!

On this the end of the Professional Week I present to your eyes and brains this very professional opinion about the world prior to the world-wide webs:

Basically Eric’s life didn’t begin until there was the promise of email, the freedom of internet browsing, and the cool tapping of a brand new keyboard under his fingers.

Here is a bar chart to help clarify this (for all you visual minds out there):

Have a professional weekend everyone!
♫Lauren

They call her “Jazz Hands Keelin”

Christine, princess of dip, Tsar of Mucho Guacamole and Grand Benevolent Ruler of fried zucchini batter has not always wanted to accept her delicious role in life… In an alternate universe Christine would have followed her love for pristine white gloves and fedoras and become the most supreme modern-tap-artist, adored by tweens worldwide. She would have a sponsorship paid for by the big Suspender companies, she would have the taps shoes of a God…
And this is what it would have looked like:

Happy Friday!
TA-TA-TA-TAP!
♫Lauren

Jimmy’s wishful thinking

There are some days when you just want to get away. Some people suffer from these days more than others for so many reasons.

Sometimes people take days off of work and have fun. Jimmy is doing that tomorrow, and I will be trying to figure out what color a weird-faux-spanish-style-previously-a-Big-Lots building should be.

I just can’t figure out a correct color scheme for it…. URG. I digress.

Here’s a doodle of Jimmy:

I tried to find where Jimmy is working. But, I just settled for a house in Pacoima

Best part, tomorrow… he gets to go there. Have fun Jimmy!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: Aug 4th

Today’s Professional Quote of the Day mixes the world of the professional and the supernatural… this obviously creates a SUPERNATURAL PROFESSIONAL.
WOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOO.

But even a ghostly professional has to keep office hours.

His email would be professional@elboohoohoo.com, which is like the hotmail of the ghost world.

♫Lauren

Only in my dreams

In addition to being a giggly, constant doodler… sometimes I day-dream. I think this makes me a real world lady version of Doug Funnie, but I’m not entirely sure…
But I am sure about this:

I mean wanting to be the godzilla of bananas is not a weird thing right? Maybe I’m eating too much fruit.

♫Lauren

Robert Smith: American Hero

This is not my most rad drawing ever… but it is of a doodle of one of my favorite musicians.

This a stunningly accurate drawing of him by the way. Seriously I got his complexion down and his make-up is devastatingly precise.


♫Lauren