Professional Quote of the Day: August 1st

In this very pivotal PQOTHD Professional Eric wants to make sure that you create, send and respond to emails in the most precise and professional manner, because he wants to make sure this never ever happens to anyone… not even once:

So next time you send an email, make sure you check it enough to show that its clear… okay?
♫Lauren

You REALLY Got a Hold on Me

Sometimes when you doodle, you doodle chickens eating ice cream. You doodle a boat made of cheese, or Isabel frolicking in a field of cotton candy or really anything you please.
Sometimes if you are me, you draw a snake choking you. I have no idea if this has a secret meaning. But it was all I could think of:

♫LAUREN

Professional Quote of the Day: July 29th

There are some things in life that aren’t really surprises.

Todays Professional Quote of the Day (PQOTD, for those who like abbr.) is one of those… I’m-not-really-surprised-at-all kind of things:

P.S. This is probably why he has one of the fanciest personal projectors in the land.
♫Lauren

The Most Professional Day of the Year

Today there will be no professional quote. There is another type of professional celebration happening.

29 luscious years ago, the world was given the most professional gift, a little baby that would soon become… PROFESSIONAL ERIC. Since then Eric has created numerous excel spread sheets, vector lines and inspired some very awesome Professional artwork.
Today he is spreading professional joy to the world, with his #1 lady friend:

Today create an Excel Spread Sheet in his honor.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC.
♫Lauren

I’m just going to be over here… blending in with the wall

Just a quick reference for anyone who wants me to wear peach clothing.
I am the color of peach.
In a peach dress I effectively look like a peach blob with eyes:

This is also a thank you to my sister for realizing, that although peach is a nice color, if I am a bridesmaid in her wedding I should not wear peach ever. I would look either naked and weird, or like I’ve been dead for two weeks, maybe three. Now that I’m sure I don’t have to blend in with the wall/my dress/the universe. I feel a lot better about life.
♫Lauren