Did you catch this?

I’m in such a good mood today.
I’m going to party with Nancy Tang.
I think I may have purchased actual crack today from starbucks.
AND
I’m totally winking… maybe at you:

I’m going to go out into the world, and wink at it.
Besame mucho world.

♫Lauren

Ghosts of Jimmy’s past

I was thinking about all the Jimmys I have drawn since 2003.
Jamba Jimmy’s… Jimmy’s with Nutalie… Jimmy’s talking about gentrification… Jimmy’s at Genomart… Jimmy’s with Gwen Stefani crown houses… Jimmy and fountains…
I could go on forever with Forrest Gump like patience about the sheer amount of doodles I have drawn.
P.S. Jimmy and Abraham Lincoln.

Today I bring you an 7.5 year Jimmy doodle exclusive:

Enjoy.
♫Lauren

Nautical Trinkets

At Unique LA I purchased a not-so-unique, but incredibly fun telescope necklace. I wore it today at work closed… until lunch when Eric asked if I was wearing a rape whistle. Although I am a fan of guarding yourself from stranger danger… I do not actually own a rape whistle… so, now the telescope is open…
and I can spot a pirate at 2 times closer range now… So watch out Jack Sparrow.

P.S. You can shiver your own timbers.
♫Lauren

The only apology you will ever get

I’m not a big apologizer and I’m not going to start anytime soon… But while watching some Mark Ruffalo movies in the last week I came to a stunning conclusion.
This leads to my stunning press conference doodle:

I really only watched that movie, because I really like the song by the Cure… I mean it seemed like they would play the song in it… and well at least I didn’t pay for the tickets to see it, oh wait… I probably did.

P.S. There is nothing else in el total mundo I have to apologize for.

♫Lauren

Touch Me in the Morning.

I just heard a commercial for Cedar Sinai Hospital where they claim the “nursing staff likes to touch lives… and be touched in return.”
I giggled.

Who ever is the writer for the commercial, has to know that sounds more than wrong.
What if I don’t want to touch their staff in return… will they send me to Kaiser?

♫Lauren

National No Socks Day

If you didn’t know… my friend Jimmy is not a fan of feet just hanging out without shoes.
He doesn’t condone the constant use of flip flops… which as I remind him are a staple of the Southern Califronian wardrobe…
He actually will probably be moderatly grossed out by this drawing:

Happy No Sock Day everyone!

♫Lauren

I got no pants on me

I really don’t have pants on… but that is because, I am wearing a dress.
For all of you people out there who don’t want to wear pants on a fine day like today, I say take them off….
because, its NATIONAL NO PANTS DAY.
Yep a day designated to just chonie it out if you want… but a warning: once you stop pants-ing you may not want to go back to your panted ways after today.

I know I don’t:

On a side note: All I can think about now is Tobias being a never nude….

♫Lauren