I have a new fancy desire to learn french so I can stop reading subtitles when I watch Frecnh films… also It would make traveling in Europe easier!
So far I can tell you hello, yes, good night
and “Ca ne fait rien!” which means “it doesn’t matter”… Yes, I am even indecisive in French… Also Le Tout Pour Le Tout.
I wish a little bird would teach me:
♫Lauren
Today you should get your
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Just start reciting it, everyone will super enjoy it.
π Lauren
Okay I know that there is some sort of respect and well wishing that must be sent to the people experiencing incredible devastation 5,000 miles from here.
And of course I send them well wishes, prayers, and safety!
But now to my more localized thoughts. Yes I have real thoughts! And here they are!
* I am happy that I did not give up Tina Fey related media for Lent, because Christine and I are going to see her (AND STEVE MARTIN) in LA next month. I could pass out for the joy that some of my dreams are actually ALIVE!
* I have mixed feelings about violence towards the Dab… who would have had to remove the heel of my shoe from his face if I had missed a night with Tina Fey and Steve Martin. And because I feel like I still may hit him, just because.
* I am really excited to see Isabel this weekend because witnessing her in real life is so much better than textually online.
*I can’t believe I made it through this week without cursing at people during work. (They totally deserve it) Not Amber though :) Also you should never make a girl mad who can photoshop with reckless abandon!
I am really sad that I never posted folkerico… which is Eric photoshopped on a woman folklorico dancer… if you couldn’t figure it out, shame on me for being nice.
*Also I would like everyone to know that you can say whatever you like about me, and you don’t have to like me or anything of the sort. But personally, I think I’m pretty rad (and I think you know it too):
Have a nice weekend and be safe and delicious!
LAUREN OUT!
There isn’t a thing that can slow this blog down. No meanies, beanies, weenies (note:not Christine of course!), or anything in betweenies. So I am going to Beyonce snap this into a doodle… *snap*
I think this doodle is appropriate for the following reasons:
1. I like the Science of Sleep which this post is a personal aside to,
3. Because of this post about a man whose girlfriend is not as pretty as a man in drag….
4. I am in a surprisingly good mood today considering I was crying in the bathroom at work yesterday.
5. Because Charlie Sheen is winning in my heart.
And that is all. Love and Lollipops to all of y’all.
♫Lauren
In this time of sacrifice and elightenment (and no meat) I give to you my newest (and closest to my heart) doodle:
Also there are 48 days of lent this year… so, yeah. Good luck with all of that.
♫Lauren
In the 2 hours when our computers were down someone in our office obtained a new career as a computer modeler:
In this crazy week where I discovered my new favorite word “Biwinning” I thought I was on top of the world… Ahem, winning. Duh.
Today the internet told me that Phil Collins is retiring, you can read the article here.
I have been through phases where I want to stab my head in, due to the overplay of that song from Tarzan. But I never thought this day would come. I mean for a lot of people born in the 80’s Phil Collin’s music has been ingrained in your existence… Like this song:
I have unironically been listening to Phil Collins for the last fortnight… and just wanted you to know in a with a slight Natalie Imbruglia reference “this is how I feel:”
Also take at least this Phil Collins song with you (which is one of my faves):
Have a nice Phil Collins infused weekend.
♫Lauren
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UPDATE: PHIL COLLINS IS ONLY TAKING A BREAK. I FEEL RELIEVED IN A BEAUTIFUL WAY. BUT I’M STILL GOING TO LISTEN TO GENESIS IN MY CUBICLE WITH THE FURY AND INTENSITY OF LLOYD DOBLER.
Face with face sauce on it!
It has been so busy at work there is hardly time to make these posts happen.
Today I was kind of pissy. And was a participant of a rude lunch. In which I think I may have been wished bad luck.
So what people may ask is wrong with Lauren? She is usually the female (human) version of Spongebob!
Well some of you may know… but for others, I’m really mad at mustaches. But not the kind sported on jaunty men or the one on Christian Bale’s face… just one specific mustachio on one specifically mustachioed person.
♫Lauren
I can make my own completely correct assumptions about the noises on the roof in my office today:
Viciously Sweet 