Eric got a package delivered to work today from Cowboy Studios… where Cowboys study…. cow things.
I’m sure he knew this was coming:
Right now Eric is probably wishing that I didn’t post his cowboy yearbook photo online… but is simultaneously excited that this photoshop does not involve ladies….
♫Lauren
I am so not into the world loving Ryan Reynolds.
I want to make it clear that I do not like him in any way….
I remember you from that show with the pizza… And from being Van Wilder… and even from being the not so cute, cute guy in the Sabrina the teenage witch movie….
Also I remember you from that movie where you are wearing a fatsuit…because you are so dreamy seeing you in a fatsuit is funny? No, you are not and but I watched it because I like Anna Farri,s who I cannot wait to see in this movie…. (positive part of blog post:)
But anyways stop trying to sell my on this guy Movie people… because I don’t want him:
Also Isn’t Ryan Phillippe a better actor and equal jerk…? Let’s ask Alanis Morrisette and Scarlet Johanson…
♫Lauren (who will never be in a ryan reynolds fan club)
There are many serious questions we ask ourselves everyday. The most important of them all is what type of fruit would we be, if we were turned into a fruit by a fruit wizard?
My Answer:
You Are a Lemon
You have a very distinct personality. And if you’re not being sweet, you’re a little hard to take.
You’re a bit overpowering, especially in one on one situations.
And while you are very dominant, sometimes your power is needed and appreciated.
You can liven up a dull situation, and you definitely bring a fresh outlook.
You are a bit of an acquired taste, and you tend to grow on people over time.
People feel refreshed and rejuvenated after spending time with you.
Try it for yourself maybe you are a pineapple… or even a mango!
http://www.blogthings.com/whattypeoffruitareyouquiz/
If I were a real Lemon… I’d be this one:
♫Lauren
I really just wanted to make a new post. But I have nothing to really say.
I don’t even have a doodle to post.
I need to get on that.
♫Lauren
Another stare-a-thon has come and passed. I hope it was fantastic and all you dreamed of. Staring at Isabel season is no longer on, so you must stare carefully and on your own merit until November 20th of 2011.
The Stare-a-thon HQ is celebrating the success of the Isabel stare-athon that had more than 4,000 online visitors! We are strategizing for the next evergrowing stare-a-thon event.
We would also like to add that no matter how much John Mayer likes to stare he is not officially a member of the stare-a-thon community.
Ummm yeah, he just won’t get the memo.
So heres to another year of Isabel and Clay Aiken Mashups!
♫Lauren
Eric can’t wait for summer. And not because he longs for flip flops…
But, because winter ladies aren’t at the beach.
♫Lauren
Over the next few days the Isabel Stare-a-thon will go into a deep sleep. Eat some chicken, relax, sing a song or two about the Jesus in the meantime. The Isabel Stare-A-thon 2010 will return with its jubilation ending on Canadian Boxing Day the 26th of December!
Now will someone explain this to Gaston… Because he’s staring through Isabels door…
He may straight up follow you home Isabel, because once he’s fixated on staring…
Oh wait someone just get him something reflective….
FIXED.
♫Lauren
Today Isabel will be on Sesame Street advertising the Stare-a-thon!
♫Lauren
It is a serioius crime to not stare.
♫LAUREN
Viciously Sweet 